Passenger plane carrying 227 en route to Bejing has gone missing

[Badnina]

but all the debris that they are finding is ocean junk. Still nothing from the plane.

 

[betplom]

Plane was abducted by aliens.

There is no other explanation.

 

[Blitty]

Aprils fools! The plane is safely parked in a Hangar in Tuscaloosa.

 

[IAG]

Aprils fools! The plane is safely parked in a Hangar in Tuscaloosa.

 

[IAG]

Breaking news. Active shooter at Fort Hood

 

[IAG]

May be two shooters

 

[roguejuror]

What if the plane that went missing was the plane that crashed in Ukraine?

 

[Blitty]

Mind blown

 

[IAG]

Another plane missing in Indonesia.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/tv-plane-162-aboard-missing-indonesia-27856609


I guess they never did find the first one....had kind of forgotten about that.

 

[roguejuror]

All Boeing's 737 MAX 9s grounded by FAA

Piece of wall exploded and they have no idea why

 

[Tron]

always wear your seat belts on the plane, boys!

 

[MrMonkey]

always wear your seat belts on the plane, boys!

I'm LOL at this but honestly I do even when they say you can take them off. Keep hearing some bad turbulence where people flying up to the ceiling. Hate going to take a piss in the back, feel like the tail is ready to fall off.

 

[roguejuror]

I'm LOL at this but honestly I do even when they say you can take them off.

Only fat people take it off as soon as the ding 🎵 sounds.

 

[Matty]

All Boeing's 737 MAX 9s grounded by FAA

Piece of wall exploded and they have no idea why

Sheeeeeit. I can't even imagine the mid-flight chaos.

 

[Matty]

"Evan Smith, who was among those on board, told KATU that a boy sitting in a row with his mother had his shirt sucked off him and out of the plane. “His mother was holding on to him,” he said. “You heard a big loud bang to the left rear. A whooshing sound and all the oxygen masks deployed instantly and everyone got those on.”

[...]

"The head of the NTSB said that the two seats next to the portion of fuselage that blew out were unoccupied, which prevented the situation turning into something “more tragic”.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Only fat people take it off as soon as the ding 🎵 sounds.

I will not confirm or deny these allegations.

 

[Matty]