Panda Bear Joke

[stevek173]

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out.

The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, "What do you want?" The bartender replies, "First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food."

The panda bear turns around and says, "Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!" The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: "Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it's stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

 

[Mudcat]

 

[wal66]

Steve/'s. you will have to explain that joke to the mini-Mart gals but once they get it, I bet you get a free pickle.

 

[stevek173]

Steve/'s. you will have to explain that joke to the mini-Mart gals but once they get it, I bet you get a free pickle.

I think I would need a less wordy joke for my beloved minimart girls wally.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Bear.

Bear who?

Bear-ly funny.

 

[stevek173]

Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A. It won't be long now.

 

[wal66]

Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A. It won't be long now.

Focker, being that is was 173 saying this chances are it's a joke.
Had it been 174 you would have been a warning.

 

[stevek173]

Wally this place is dead we need to make something happen

 

[wal66]

Steve/'s, I opened up about my sandlot football career and my prowess as a contact hitter in slow-pitch softball, not sure what more I can do.

 

[stevek173]

I hear that brother.

Good hockey game I feel like Vancouver scores here.

 

[wal66]

I'm sweating out these baseball games. Mets won so that's good and Florida is still leading but the friggin Phillies are in serious danger of not covering this RUN LINE after cruising for 7 innings.

 

[stevek173]

Hope their all winners Wally

 

[wal66]

Hope their all winners Wally

Steve/'s, see They're, Their, There thread. Peoples got issue's bout' this.

 

[stevek173]

grammarpolice live inside theyre heads Wally

 

[wal66]

lol

 

[wal66]

2 wins in the books on the baseball, still have to sweat the Phils.

Steve/'s will we get a score before end of REGULATION in the hockey game?

 

[stevek173]

Yes, Vancouver saved themselves - for now.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

what's Hellen Keller's Dogs name?
ARGHBOOOOOGNURRRRFFFFBLLAAAHHHH

How did Hellen Kellers parents punish her?
they rearranged the furniture

How else would they punish her?
Put a plunger in the toilet

How did Hellen Keller lose her arm?
She tried to read a stop sign.

How did she burn her ear?
She answered the iron.

How did she burn her other ear?
they called back.

Why could Hellen Keller not drive a car?
'Cause she's a woman.