Oscar Pistorius

[Matty]

Burglar Hiding In Pistorius' Bathroom Figures Now Probably His Best Chance To Escape

 

[kato]

 

[Saulty]

 

[Matty]

Best murder-by-a-double-amputee illustration, ever.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

The captions are the best part.

 

[Gilmartin]

виноватый

 

[Saulty]

The captions are the best part.

They probably copied it from an english newspaper. I couldn't find the original.

1. Pistorius wakes up and goes to the balcony to get the fan and close the balcony door.
2. He hears noise from the bathroom and he thinks a burglar has gotten in from the window.
3. He goes towards the bathroom and yells at the intruder to get out of the house.
4. He notices the window by the bathroom door open and he hears a noise coming from the bathroom. He shoots through the locked door.
5. He goes back to the bedroom and notices Steenkamp is not in bed. He puts on his blades and turns on the lights.
6. He goes back to the bathroom door and breaks in using a cricket bat. Steenkamp is still alive and asks for help.
7. He moves her down the stairs and tries to help her but she dies in his arms.

 

[roguejuror]

gil you know russian?

 

[Gilmartin]

нет.

 

[reno cool]

Burglar Hiding In Pistorius' Bathroom Figures Now Probably His Best Chance To Escape

those Onion clips are excellent. Was watching the one about smelling nose phones: "the other day I tried smelling picnic table it smelled more like hardwood floor"

 

[kato]

granted bail

The judge said it was highly improbable Pistorius could flee the country, given his fame and the fact that he's a double amputee. As Pistorius' lawyer noted, going through airport security would trigger multiple alarms.

 

[Archie]

Is Oscar any good as a cricket batsman?

 

[Matty]

Methinks we need some odds on Pistorius killing himself/going on Oprah/hooking up with Manti Te'o before his trial starts on June 4.

This is a gambling board boys. You don't want MrQ calling you's a bunch of TV-watching faggots again now do you.

 

[Matty]

Guy was released on bail. He's had a tough week. I bet he'll just be happy to put his feet up.

 

[betplom]

Guy was released on bail. He's had a tough week. I bet he'll just be happy to put his feet up.

on the coat rack?

 

[kato]

i try to put myself in oscar shoes

 

[Saulty]

I wonder if they had to custom made his orange jail suit so he can wear his blades. Or do the blades are considered a weapon and were taken away from him in the jail cell. So many questions..

 

[roguejuror]

yeah that hurt from mrq