Oscar Pistorius

[kato]

if the cricket bat don't fit, you must acquit

 

[Matty]

what about the bloody (as in having blood on it) cricket bat? Wasn't there suppose to be one of those at the scene as well? I thought I heard he beat her as well as shot her.

His defence claims she used the cricket bat to insert a tampon, 'cause she lost the applicator that came with the box.

Nina that was just speculation from the media. I believe that there was no blood on the bat.

Also, the "steroids" they found are apparently a legal herbal supplement thingie.

It's looking more and more like the police doesn't have much of a case.

Fascinating shit.

 

[Mudcat]

We've got a pretty split consensus here. Someone needs to get creative and set up a pool of some kind.

Maybe start a Fantasy Verdicts League.

 

[Matty]

Also, no signs of violence on the girl's body, outside of bullet holes that is.

 

[Mudcat]

Yes, I was going to mention the bullet-riddled corpse.

 

[Matty]

No bat violence. None at all.

 

[Saulty]

If I heard noises in my bathroom in the middle of the night and was born without legs I would have shot through the bathroom door if it was locked at 3:00 am. Because if someone wants to harm you at 3 am they will hide in your bathroom and lock the door from the inside.

 

[kato]

see the problem here is that the guy has no legs

 

[kato]

it was someone else

asian person is my guess

 

[betplom]

see the problem here is that the guy has no legs

His defense doesn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[Matty]

Guy won't be able to post bail. They're asking for an arm and a leg.

 

[betplom]

Guy won't be able to post bail. They're asking for an arm and a leg.

Other peoples misfortune should not be this much fun.

We must be breaking a law, this can't be legal.

 

[kato]

i love you all

 

[Saulty]

If he was born without arms instead of legs he couldn't have pulled the trigger.

 

[Matty]

Keenly observed Saulty. Have you considered a career in South African law enforcement?

 

[kato]

i wonder if he fucks with his blades on

doggy style would be a chore

 

[betplom]

i wonder if he fucks with his blades on

doggy style would be a chore

Can he fuck in the shower?

Slip slidin away!

 

[Saulty]

i wonder if he fucks with his blades on

doggy style would be a chore

If I was a chick I would love to be fucked by someone wearing blades. Getting fucked with legs gets boring after a while.