Only in America

[BGS 9.5]

Matty that is an excellent point. It's not comparable to the Clint Eastwood one I saw in the same article (kids only know him as a director, not as Dirty Harry).

What's wrong with these fucking imbeciles?

Matty I wish you were here to go to the world's largest indoor flea market to see Elvis today.

Matty would you rather party with Elvis or Kevin Bacon?

Where in the hell is that? Sanford???

 

[Matty]

Why is Kevin Bacon the alternative to Elvis? I wanna jam with The King.

 

[Bread]

Yes, Sanford. Yeeeeeehawwwwww!!!!

Matty how about these, with explanation:

Dennis Hopper vs. Jon Voight

Fishhead vs. Daft

Mila Kunis vs. Yo-landi

Peyton Manning vs. Eli Manning

Pucky vs. A bag of hair

Aristotle vs. Mudcat

Your brother vs. Zane

:

 

[Fu Manchu]

canada vs bermuda

someone give me odds

 

[Bread]

Bermuda has machete-wielding gangs.

Canada has Fiveteamer.


Give me Canadia for the max!!!

 

[Fu Manchu]

one time canada



bread i thought you were done gambling

 

[Bread]

Fischy would be dumb of me to pass on a sure thing.

 

[Matty]

Yes, Sanford. Yeeeeeehawwwwww!!!!

Matty how about these, with explanation:

Dennis Hopper vs. Jon Voight
Both, so we can all reenact Weekend at Bernie's.

Fishhead vs. Daft
Daffy so I can slap him around for being such a secretive idiot. Then we'd jam over some bad 80's synth drum sounds.

Mila Kunis vs. Yo-landi
Oh wow. Mila by a hair - she just oozes fabulous angry sex.

Peyton Manning vs. Eli Manning
Neither. Gun to the head, Peyton. Lots of awkward silence and we both need to repeat everything 5 times to catch each other's accent.

Pucky vs. A bag of hair
Pucky for his unintentional humor.

Aristotle vs. Mudcat
Muddy! I did the Greek thing once and it wasn't for me. Sorry Pahvy.

Your brother vs. Zane
I don't hang out with my brother and I'm scared of yours. Hmmm. Zane and dual tazer guns for me.

.

 

[fiveteamer]

I'm sick of Obama trying to destroy America

 

[Fu Manchu]

:

 

[Matty]

HIS MIDDLE NAME IS HUSSEIN PEOPLE. HELLO??????6

 

[fiveteamer]

Is Obama a socialist or a fascist?

I think he's both!

OMG!

 

[Matty]

Fok this shit. Gonna watch some Beethoven.

 

[PuckOff]

Pucky vs. A bag of hair

:

what's with this bag of hair shit?

 

[PuckOff]

Bermuda has machete-wielding gangs.

Breadly,
I actually heard that the machette was the choice weapon in Bermuda. My Bro lived there for 4 years and he mentioned that to me before and I though the was out of his mind.

 

[Saulty]

Breadly,
I actually heard that the machette was the choice weapon in Bermuda. My Bro lived there for 4 years and he mentioned that to me before and I though the was out of his mind.

It only works when your opponent doesn't have a gun. A gun will always win vs a machette.

 

[MrMonkey]

Fischy would be dumb of me to pass on a sure thing.

This is becoming more popular than the Shanty photo.

Anyway RJ we can get some tee shirts with this photo and Gamelive.com on it made, or better yet Gaymelive on it?

 

[roguejuror]

good idea mister monkey

Fok this shit. Gonna watch some Beethoven.