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Proceed to bury Coug's. It's what is expected and it's what we enjoy.
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Wally I can't do it, if it makes me less of a Gamelive poster than so be it but I still remember the good old days and I hold them dear.

It's gay and whatever and I don't care but you are apart of my old forum friends and I always will refrain from bashing you if I can.

Sometimes I can't, but I am stopping myself right now.
 
#1: You have shown to have a vast knowledge of directors and a real love for movies in general. If you were selected to direct a movie of your own and be allowed to choose you actors, what would the movie be called, be about and who would be the cast?
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OK this is pretty easy. My movie would feature Nick Nolte as the lead. Hands down. The man is beautiful in every way. Plus, he would agree to work for scotch and cigarettes and that is great for the bottom line. Also in the movie would be Nick Cage, Larry Fishbourne, the ape from 'Dunston Checks In,' Kevin Bacon's dick, Kimbo Slice, John Goodman and 12-Pack from 'I Love New York.'

Special appearance by Debra Winger as the mysterious sexy lady.

I don't know what the movie would be about. I'd just put them all in a room and strategically place scotch, guns and basketballs about the place and let the magic happen.

#2: In keeping with that theme and adding a GameLive twist if you were the producer and were to choose a GameLive member to direct and star in a film, who would that member be, what would that movie be about and what character would that member also play?
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Plommer is my director. Hands down. Let's face it - Plomberg has directed more unsavory traffic to this site than any other poster. The guy knows how to work. Whenever me and Juror get together, we become downright giddy talking about Plom. He is a master at his craft. Plommer is directing my film. Plus, I think he would be way more valuable behind the camera than in front of it if you know what I'm saying :muddy::horsey:

The stars of the movie - Tacomax, Fiveteamer, Gator Mike, Diogee and Nina as a dysfunctional family searching for life's answers. Special guest cameos by Amby as Kirk Cameron and MadMaxx as the terrifying skateboarder.

3: Have you ever played an organized sport, either individual or team? What? Beer Pong doesnt count.
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As far as organized, like in school or a league, only basketball and volleyball. Obviously, the basketball deal was back in Bermuda. I would not be making any basketball teams in the States. Volleyball though...now I can play some volleyball. Spent just about every Saturday and Sunday from 1991-96 playing volleyball at Clearwater Beach.

I know what you're asking - Bread, how much pussy did you pick up playing beach volleyball in front of vacationing hotties every weekend? The answer - 14. And they all succumbed to my deal-closing line. "Hey baby, wanna come back to my place? I have A.C."

4: Is there a fantasy that you have been apprehensive about asking Robyn to go through with?
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Yes, one. But I still went through with asking. And now I'm getting divorced. The lesson, as always, life is a joke. I did not sign up for it, I do not agree with it and I can't wait to exit it. I used to be angry at my mother when I heard she wanted to get an abortion when she found out she was pregnant with me. But now? I'm angry at everyone who talked her out of it. Things were so much more peaceful pre '72. Weren't they?


5: A Tsunami is going to hit the state but there is time to evacuate but only 2 options available. You have a rubber raft some shrooms and a paddle as one option or you can ride to safety with SBR John, Blackie and MaddMaxx as the other option. Which do you choose?
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See my answer to #4 and you can guess my answer to this one.

But since you brought up three names, I'll break them down.

SBRJohn is a dope. Plain and simple. I am irritated that such a simpleton is even on my list. It was like fighting with Cloak & Dagger. I mean jeezus. No matter how big a POS a guy like MonkeyF0cker can be, at least he is a formidable opponent when he chooses to be. Stop wasting my time.

Blackie is a non-factor. Whatever.

MadMaxx is hands down the dopiest poster I've ever met in person. And I've met tons. He must have some serious dirt on Fiveteamer, the way he keeps sucking off this imbecile. And he easily tops my list of 'Posters I Will Mutilate If I Ever See Them.' No homo. :harp:


6: Do you see yourself ever reaching the sobriety and true happiness in that sobriety of a MudCat?
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No. Never.

7: Do you write for the Tampa Tribune or are you employed as a professional writer anywhere?
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Kinda flattering that you even asked this. I kinda stumbled upon the SBR writing gig, via Willie Bee seeing some of my movie blogs I think. I'm a pretty uneducated dope who has an offbeat sense of humor. Some people enjoy how that reads. I am appreciative of that.

8: Robyn gets a freebie but you have to choose who its with, is she boinking Loshack, Blitty, Daft, RogueJuror or Plommer?
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OK let's see. Plommer wearns a lion's mane around his cock proudly so I know that would gross her out. She loves Juror a lot, but I think almost in a brotherly way. Daffy is sexy, but not Robyn's type of guy looks-wise I don't think (wishful thinking maybe?) Blitty? No....no way that would ever happen. Trust me.

Now Loshak....we have a winner. Robyn LOVES Loshak, as we all do. Robyn loves his quirkiness and ridiculous sense of humor. Oh man I just remembered in Orlando we were talking about him with Teela, and even she said that his personality is a huge turn on and completely sexy. Loshak has the power. I wonder if he will ever realize it.


9: You get a freebie, Mrs.X or the Russian chick from Burning Man?
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The Russian chick from Burning man was not that cute. She was just fun to talk to while high out of your mind. Mrs. X is a certifiable hottie and one of my favorite people. This question is like a Nick Cannon movie - kinda weird.

10: Not counting Robyn, what is you greatest triumph to this point in life?
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Being in a taxi with Cappy, Ricky Steve and Reno Cool.

11: We all have them even guys who go with the flow as much as you do so what is you biggest regret in life to this point?
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I really don't have many that stick out. I am unusually unapologetic and defiant in my errors. My view on regrets is 'Hey, what about the six babies I didn't lose this week?' It's thick-skulled, I know.

12: Who plays Bread in the movie of your life?
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Arthur Ashe.


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*****Wally thank you for choosing me as the first participant in your poster interrogation series. This was fun to do. I just needed a little time buddy. xoxoxo
 
There were three guys other than Loshak that we were talking about. I only remember Loshak and one other.

Bread, I'm really surprised that you remember that conversation. I think that was after you had inhaled a bag of shrooms and then started drinking heavily with the tools at the bar.
 
They were steroided frat boys wearing visors. I don't like visors. I don't understand it, but I have a thing against them. It's like the visor is saying, "Hey, I'm a hat, but without a top. I'm topless! Wear me!" It makes no sense that they exist nor how much I hate them.
 
Just happy to see Kevin Bacon's dick made an impact.

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