On the radio tonight...

[MonkeyF0cker]

A commercial for "shift work disorder."

Are you tired from working a non-traditional work schedule? Visit another_madeup_disease.com.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. What the fuck is next?

 

[Fu Manchu]

"medicine" is a business in the united states. more new "diseases" invented means more people who can be diagnosed with said "diseases."

 

[roguejuror]

 

[rito]

Why exactly do you listen to radio?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I turn it on sometimes when I'm in my car.

 

[rito]

A commercial for "shift work disorder."

Are you tired from working a non-traditional work schedule? Visit another_madeup_disease.com.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. What the fuck is next?

Actually this sounds interesting. Basketball goes too late, soccer starts too early. Can I get some drugs for that?

 

[roguejuror]

dr durito do you like vallenato?

 

[rito]

dr durito do you like vallenato?

my girlfriend does. i guess it's ok sometimes.

 

[fiveteamer]

 

[kato]

bad radio day for the focker

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Actually this sounds interesting. Basketball goes too late, soccer starts too early. Can I get some drugs for that?

The non-prescription white stuff works better.

 

[roguejuror]

play this for her doctor, play it so she overhears it

 

[Polaroid]

What is PROVIGIL (modafinil), and what does it do?

PROVIGIL is a prescription medicine used to improve wakefulness in adults who experience excessive sleepiness (ES) due to one of the following diagnosed sleep disorders: obstructive sleep apnea (OSA), shift work sleep disorder, also known as shift work disorder, or narcolepsy.

I find caffeine does that job for me. Any bad side effects?

NUVIGIL may cause you to have a serious rash or a serious allergic reaction that may result in hospitalization or be life-threatening.

If you develop a rash, hives, sores, swelling, or trouble swallowing or breathing, stop taking NUVIGIL and call your doctor right away or get emergency treatment.

If you experience chest pain, depression, anxiety, hallucinations, psychosis, mania, thoughts of suicide, aggression, or other mental problems, stop taking NUVIGIL and call your doctor right away or get emergency treatment.

I think I'll stick with the coffee.

 

[kato]

I find caffeine does that job for me. Any bad side effects?



I think I'll stick with the coffee.

agreed

 

[roguejuror]

and then this one

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

LOL. Unreal, Polaroid.

 

[pally]

son read between the lines

monkeyfocker you need to read between the lines son

i dont even need to ask what drug that was for, I already know, provigil/nuvigil

they say shift work disorder because thats all its approved for but everyone fukin knows most people use it for off label uses

people make up disorders because theyre not allowed to say what the drugs are really good for

boys you heard it here first, trust me, monkey focker will one day be very interested in buying this stuff off label from the net

 

[pally]

Actually this sounds interesting. Basketball goes too late, soccer starts too early. Can I get some drugs for that?

yes its called provigil, or modafinil, I am shocked you havent heard of it

in the US you need a RX of course and its very expensive like 10 dollars a pill

but places in mexico and india make knock offs much cheaper

when I used to pound the almighty hell out of pinny college hoops totals I would usually take a provigil for the friday/sat/sunday grind