Oh no, it's Tomato!

Alas, my friends, no time for poetry today
As it's planning period for Tomato, the students are on their way
Back to class that is, Tomato teaches mathematics
If only he had students that were fanatics
Bored they are of Tomato's teaching style
Not one of them wanting to learn about percentiles
That's not stopping Tomato from making a sharp play
Beating Bookmaker, that would make Tomato's day!

KANSAS CITY +1.5 (-120) BOOKMAKER

 

[mcbaseball10]

I'm with you tomato!

 

[Tron]

Tomato is on my Best Bet play.

What next? Scarlett J gonna bump into me @ Starbucks and ask me if I'm free tonight?

 

[Polaroid]

Wow. Houston were 0-8 and the minute Tomato bets them, they get their first win.

 

[Bread]

we NEED Tomato!!!!

 

[MexicanStallion]

Tomato is money

 

[kato]

tomato is the past/present/future

 

[roguejuror]

wow

 

[Tron]

I'm in the mood for some Tomato

 

[stevek173]

Question for you Tomato.

Did you come up with the title for this thread with this scene from Superbad in your head

because it makes me think of that every time, which is funny.

 

[Bread]

You can't come here, post 3-0 winners, then abandon us!

Bread wants Tomato to come back!

 

[Tomato]

Tomato has a surprise for you all this week... Tomato has not abandoned you all!

 

[Tomato]

It's time for Tomato to make a pick
He could see his friend Bread was sick
of waiting for another winner
So while Tomato was having dinner
He saw a line that caught his eye
Looked at the movement and thought to himself "Why"
Was a stud like Matt Cain
Seeing the line move against his name
The moneyline went from -155
Down to -110 to Tomato's surpise
Yet all the bets are on that side
Reverse line movement! Let Tomato be your guide
These games infrequently lose
So Tomato will present this dilemma for you to choose
Follow him on this team
Or go to Dairy Queen and get ice cream
Seriously they have a good deal right now
B1G1 Blizzards, wow!
Get ready for later in the week
Tomato is working on picks as we speak!

SAN DIEGO +110 DIAMOND

 

[Tron]

Love it.

I'm on em too +108 (see Best Bet).

Bread we need to get this guy (girl? tomato?) to a mini bash

 

[Polaroid]

 

[Bread]

Awesome job. Tomato come to a mini bash and refer to yourself as Tomato the entire time PLEASE!

"Tomato needs another drink."

"Tomato likes that ass on that honey."

 

[Fu Manchu]

i definitely will be checking this thread periodically for updates.

 

[Tomato]

Tomato is on the way to Chicago
Studying for an exam tomorrow
As the rain started to pour
Tomato realized that he could do no more
As the rain was too much of a distraction
For him to memorize his fraction
So he pulled out his internet card
Went online and looked real hard
For a winner on tonight's games
His handicapping, it was the same
Finding good lines, betting their limit
Thought real hard? Tomato didn't
When the math is on your side you don't think
Head to the website don't even blink
Bet the number that is the best on the board
Tomato watched as his bankroll soared!
With tickets to the White Sox game tonight
Tomato knows to his delight
That they are all paid for by this play
So follow and cash, have a good day!

PITTSBURGH +1.5 (+115) DIAMOND

 

[xpansive]

GL tomato. Would have played it if seen earlier