Nuru Massage has become popular in Toronto and across Canada

[betplom]

What do these broads typically look like? I am assuming there is a selection of the broad process?

Deuce half the fukkin fun is just showing up at one of these joints and seeing for ones self how hot the available broads are.

My experience tells me that there will be plenty of attractive broads available, as well as some girls not as attractive.

 

[Archie]

I think for you plommer will arrange a 300 lb masseuse to match your body frame.

this thread is serious business, not a thread for cheap shots

 

[Saulty]

this thread is serious business, not a thread for cheap shots

It's not a cheap shot unless you really think the real Deuce is Mike Boyd of CW.

 

[Deuce]

Deuce half the fukkin fun is just showing up at one of these joints and seeing for ones self how hot the available broads are.

My experience tells me that there will be plenty of attractive broads available, as well as some girls not as attractive.

They do butt worship? Should one shave the hair and dangles from the asshole before arriving?

 

[betplom]

They do butt worship? Should one shave the hair and dangles from the asshole before arriving?

What a silly question.

Of course not.

 

[Acid Joe]

Plommer likes the hair, he won't be razoring anything.

 

[fiveteamer]

I'd rather do this than a strip club but only on two conditions.

1. Bitch does not speak Engrish

2. Does not look me directly in the eye

3. Lets me finish on her hair

 

[betplom]

I'd rather do this than a strip club but only on two conditions.

1. Bitch does not speak Engrish

2. Does not look me directly in the eye

3. Lets me finish on her hair

Nothing here is unreasonable.

 

[roguejuror]

I'd rather do this than a strip club but only on two conditions.

1. Bitch does not speak Engrish

2. Does not look me directly in the eye

3. Lets me finish on her hair

sounds good

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

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I think a gamelive Montreal mini bash should have this on the activity list.

I will go to Montreal if a bash happens. The drive from here to there is not bad at all.
The Nuru thing seems very theraputic.

 

[Saulty]

I will go to Montreal if a bash happens. The drive from here to there is not bad at all.
The Nuru thing seems very theraputic.

I would also fly to Montreal for bash and Nuru. It's like visiting 3 countries with one trip.

 

[Matty]

Montreal bash needs to happen. We can go harass the Frenchies.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Montreal bash needs to happen. We can go harass the Frenchies.

I have never been to a Canadian game. That would be a lot of fun.

 

[roguejuror]

We can go visit joey rain

 

[Matty]

Canadiens games are hard to get into. Prepare to pay 75 bucks for nosebleeders. But yeah, it's one hell of a show (regardless of the team's performance.)

Joey Rain bought a house far out in the sticks. We done lost him to suburbia. Unreal.

 

[betplom]

I wonder if Mrs Monkey has given Mr Monkey a nuru massage lately?

 

[fiveteamer]

But if it's in Montreal boys Bread can't come...

 

[roguejuror]

can casper sneak him in?