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My Valentines Day

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8am: drove mrs durito to sgs place so she can eat and go to school
8:02 got home, lied in bed, played on Internet, watched porn
9:30. Made coffee, had breakfast, played on internet
11:00. Bet epl at bodog
12:30. Went to gym
1:00. Came home had lunch
1:30 played on Internet, bet k state at sbetting
3:00 bet kstate at bodog
4:00 bet some other stuff, played internet
7:00 bet kstate again
8:00 live bet NBA quarters, lose money
9:00 play on internet
 
6:30 -6:45 got up, got dressed
6:45 -7:00 got kids up dressed,teeth brushed, etc..
7:00- 7:15, still trying to get kids ready, take my shit, brush my teeth, etc...
7:30 -get kids to school/daycare, head off to work
9:00- arrive on jobsite in fukn Alabama
9:00 -4:00 bust my ass trying to get done within the next couple days
5:30- arrive back in town, pick up kids
6:00 -eat at my moms
7:00- home, baths, bitching and moaning youngins
7:01 -take a xanax and get ready to wind down
7:30- have a strong desire to knock down some beers but abstain
9:41- getting ready to do it all over again
 
1) beekeepers are great, writing about them could be epic, the next Kerouac here.
2) this 24 year old listens to music that came out before you were even born
3) I did NOT start the anal stuff, blame that on Teamer. I simply aided his obsession.
4) I cannot take credit for the sexual nicknames like "the pirate" I think I read that in a Maxim Magazine
5) you should have made time to pleasure yourself (as per an early comment from another reader)
6)stripper - boo. not a fan.
7) your trainer sounds like a tranny