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My mortal enemies caught on video

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Tried to douse them with cayenne. They are too smart. It makes them all the more attractive and them I stuff them down my throat and they clog my arteries and make me gain weight and drink more beer.

There is no stopping them. There is a part of me that loves them for the seductive way they kill me. Throwing in the towel.

No winning this battle.
 
I remember when I was first diagnosed with high cholesterol I was talking to my doctor and I sez, "Well I'm sure my poor eating habits contribute to the problem. I sure do love my chicken wings. I guess those are pretty bad eh?"

He sez, "Not if you take the skin off."

We both laughed and laughed.
 
No but I don't need to. My cholesterol medication allows me to eat pretty much anything and still keep my numbers in the good range.

Although I eat fairly well these days. Not like I did back then. All things in moderation.



Not that I would ever take the skin off my chicken wings regardless.