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Aaaaaaand. I win.

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[Offline] Jason M to

show details 10:27 PM (1 minute ago)

Please tell me no.

You have to understand you are the worst kind of person. If there is a hell, you're going there. You're less than a man and if I ever cross paths with you I will crack your jaw. If you think I'm talking shit you need to understand we come from different worlds. I had to restrain myself over the past few months because of Nicole. Speak of Nicole...!

What do you think she's been up to for the past few months? What do you think she was up to on Sunday nights and work from home days? Why do you think she needed space to herself? She was fucking me.That's why. She was licking my ass, that's why. She was blowing me, that's why.

Part of me feels sorry for you because this is the 2nd girl to fuck around on you behind your back and let's be honest, Jen was a fucking troll. But part of me feels you deserve this. You knew everything. I told you everything. And you still decided to peruse her. An entire city of eligible woman and you thought going after her was a good idea. Fuck you for that.

She came over to break up with you because she was going to move in with me before she moved to Qatar. The problem happened last night when I read your little faggy e-mail you sent her about all the important dates you had with her. You started up with her in the spring? What is wrong with you? What is your major malfunction? You are lucky I don't walk over to your place and crush your jaw. You are a fucking awful person. I read your little e-mail. You are a fucking bitch. You need to switch your game up. There's a reason why girls keep cheating on you and it isn't JUST because you have a small, uncut dick.

I'm going to give you some pointers. You know, like a big brother. I know we were just some guys who went out drinking, but I'm going to help you with the ladies. Women liked to be fucked. They liked to be fucked, fucked hard. When you are thinking you are fucking them too hard? Fuck them harder. We aren't 14 anymore. Girls don't dig the nice guy act. Buy a pair of handcuffs and fuck the shit out of the next girl you meet. Seriously guy, every girl I've ever been with have told me I know what I'm doing in the bed. Don't have apologetic sex. You're a man; fuck like one.

Anyhow, even though Nicole isn't in love with you, you should still make it work with her! I told her not to break it off with you and basically use you to stay in your place for a few weeks but she wasn't down with that. Maybe with your new-found sex advice you can win her back.

Good luck guy.

You're a good kid, nobody wanted to hurt you. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

ps. Don't text girls to tell them you're on the toilet taking a shit. I mean, really guy?

-J
 
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