My cock is bigger than yours

[Matty]

Fuck you niggers and faggots.

I hate you assholes.

Holler.

 

[wal66]

We all miss Bread but Matty you are above trying to impersonate him.

 

[Fu Manchu]

hi fivey

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Yep. Definitely Fiver.

 

[Matty]

That fucking guy. I just went for a smoke.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Best Matty thread ever

 

[Oksana]

 

[wal66]

Matty, does it not make you at least a little uncomfortable knowing that your kok is on Fiver's mind?

 

[Matty]

Matty, does it not make you at least a little uncomfortable knowing that your kok is on Fiver's mind?

We're Canadian pal.

 

[stevek173]

I wouldn't compete with Matty

Ever

Maybe in a game of volleyball

He'd probably beat me in that too

Dammit

 

[roguejuror]

lol fivey strikes again

 

[Matty]

I wish I could've filmed this whole night. Utter epicness. Still going on.

:weeeeeeeeeeeeeee:

 

[Matty]

 

[Mudcat]

You kids and your shenanigans and tomfoolery!

 

[Archie]

We're Canadian pal.

lmao

 

[Matty]

The End

We terrified these two artsy chicks last night - I managed to keep the night going by playing good cop to Fiver's bad cop.

Fiver was told he could keep the pants.

 

[fiveteamer]

Mmmm, bagels.

 

[Matty]

Where did you get them?