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is there any reason shanty doesnt have his own smiley yet?
Juror make this happen!!

is there any reason shanty doesnt have his own smiley yet?
Tonya and I are getting together for a barbecue tonight. She enjoys the flavor of my onion testicle with her favorite dishes.
Shanty didn't mention it but my other testicle is a tomato and my shaft dispenses mustard.
Tonya likes my entire package close to her hamburgers.![]()
Mocking Shanty will most likely result in taut iron insertion in asshole until blood is brought.
I asked Tonya if shanty Jr. really is made of iron and she said no, that's not how she would describe it.
I sez, "Well what? Steel?"
"No."
"Silver?"
"No."
"Tell me, my beloved Tonya, while you finish putting the condiments on your burger. What material is shantystar's taunt insertion like."
"Wellllll, I don't really know the word in English." And she began to demonstrate via pantomime.
"Phlegm?" I said.
"Yes phlegm."
Apparently shanty has a phlegmy insertion.
Oh wow it's BGS. They flock from miles away to catch a slight glimpse of SHANTY!
Muscat, more like Muskrat! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I asked Tonya if shanty Jr. really is made of iron and she said no, that's not how she would describe it.
I sez, "Well what? Steel?"
"No."
"Silver?"
"No."
"Tell me, my beloved Tonya, while you finish putting the condiments on your burger. What material is shantystar's taunt insertion like."
"Wellllll, I don't really know the word in English." And she began to demonstrate via pantomime.
"Phlegm?" I said.
"Yes phlegm."
Apparently shanty has a phlegmy insertion.
mudcat said,all right Dr.from one side hair growing up and on the other side green branches growing up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shanty 3
muscat 3
I miss the Shanty analings.
I miss the Shanty analings.