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Muddy, those pretzels suck

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I bought them tonight for friends and had you in mind.

Honey mustard pretzels. They were really terrible. You like these things? Fuck, they are gross.

Madmaxx said you had bizarre facial hair and smelled of pickles. Please confirm.

God bless.
 
Well isn't this a fine how-do-you-do? A VERY fine how-do-you-do.

I never said anything about honey mustard pretzels. I don't think I have had a honey mustard pretzel in my life.

My addiction is to these jalapeno pretzel pieces:


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I also find the Buffalo Wings n' Blue Cheese flavor okay. But it is the Jalapeno that I have the nightly compulsion for.

Honey Mustard? Come on pal. Look at me. Do I look like I would be eating honey mustard pretzels?


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It is a sad thing when a man has to come on a forum and see his pretzel taste being impugned under false pretenses. I bid you GOOD DAY!
 

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So that's how it is? Guilty till proven innocent? Pfft.

I can sit here and say all day that I have no facial hair and I smell like a fresh ocean breeze but who will believe me? Madmaxx has already planted the seeds of doubt.

It's a sad thing when a man has to come on a forum and justify his face and odor.

I bid you GOOD DAY!