Mrs X Do You Have Units?

[Mrs. X]

with what are you getting wasted mrs x

mrs x do you do drugs????

My last viccodin from an old script and vodka. I usually don't do drugs (mmmmkay). E once a year or so and an occasional pain pill. I'm not a fan of weed, because it makes me itch and all the harder stuff I left in the past. I like to drink, but normally I don't because it's too many calories and it makes me fat and I'm seriously vain about being fat. If you saw the rest of my humongous family, you would understand my concern.

 

[Mrs. X]

You may have units and a hoohaw but you're not bigger than Tomato, this will not end well.

I'm not bigger than Tomato. I'm mad at Tomato because I reached out in e-friendship and he doesn't want to be friends. He wants to be a scientist and no matter how hard I try, I can never, ever be a scientist.

But really, I just wanted to post a slow motion video of a tomato being sliced up because it was funny.

 

[roguejuror]

mrs x ill be your friend

request sent

 

[FairWarning]

Lining up fb friends late on a friday night, hmm.

 

[Mrs. X]

mrs x ill be your friend

request sent

RogueJuror is my friend.

Rogue Juror, you're not Tomato's friend right Rogue Juror? Just mine. Right?

Now I am watching Pet Cemetary II. Who knew? A sequel to Pet Cemetary?

Mr. X wants to turn on Human Centipede. He downloaded it, and I keep vetoing it.

 

[MrX]

Good God. Pet Sematary 2 is making MrsX cry.

 

[Polaroid]

Human Centipede may have the same effect.

 

[Mrs. X]

Good God. Pet Sematary 2 is making MrsX cry.

Don't judge me! The kid's dog just got shot. His companion died in his arms for god's sake.

Cold. Ice cold.

It's been a rough day of running around in my underpants and doing the dishes. I'm a little weepy.

 

[roguejuror]

yeah human centipede and kitty cam on to capture yall reaction

 

[Polaroid]

yeah human centipede and kitty cam on to capture yall reaction

Make it happen.

 

[roguejuror]

and no im not tomato's friend

to tell you the truth dude don't impress me

 

[Mrs. X]

yeah human centipede and kitty cam on to capture yall reaction

The kittens chewed through the computer cord so kitten cam is down indefinitely. I'm pretty happy I didn't wake up to a crispy, fried kitten.

 

[Acid Joe]

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I am fighting with Tomato.

I swear I heard tomato yelling help me before being smashed...... I didn't realize tomato had such a big mouth.

 

[Fu Manchu]

be nice to tomato

 

[Mrs. X]

be nice to tomato

Mrs. X doesn't like the schtick. Any schtick. I don't care if you're a winning gambler or Pally (yes, yes, I know Pally is for reals). The schtick gets old.

If any of my numbers changed in the gamelive death pool because of last night, they can be readjusted. I'm awake, drinking lots of water and about to workout.

 

[Fu Manchu]

everyone has a schtick. learn to love it.

 

[Tron]

I prefer the term, "choney", over "hoohaw".

 

[Fu Manchu]