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Mrs X Do You Have Units?

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And if so, what are you gonna do with them?

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I have units Bread! One "hoohaw etc." but lots of units.

Okay, to be honest here, I don't actually make the units on my own. I used to make units but now, Mr. X makes more units than I ever could so...meh. I am part of a super smart gambling consortium, where, I, Mrs. X, do the dishes and walk around in my underpants and Mr. X makes really smart bets, wins more than he loses, and therefore we and I have units.

I'm going to buy lots of cat food with my units. Mattyrain is eating for five. She eats eight pouches of chicken Whiskas a day and spends the rest of the time walking around the house meowing like a banshee. That's alot of units!

Wait, is this the "who's taking pain pills and drinking thread"?
 
What's really awesome is Mr. X doesn't really know what state I'm in. He's doing scientific baseball stuff over there, Friends are on TV and I'm quietly getting wasted. I'm sure he'll check in with Gamelive soon and I'll be outed.
 
What's really awesome is Mr. X doesn't really know what state I'm in. He's doing scientific baseball stuff over there, Friends are on TV and I'm quietly getting wasted. I'm sure he'll check in with Gamelive soon and I'll be outed.

Mrs. Durito doesn't know what state I'm in and thinks I'm sleeping.