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The Way Down


This cult church is less than 10 miles from my house.

Crazy shit.


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Blitty
I found it interesting. It’s only 3 episodes lol.

The plane crash into lake in May was big news locally.

Found out that one of the youth hockey teams nearby were all members, and had some gnarly health regime.
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They have more episodes to go I thought.

Blitty, I was pumped to watch it, but after the first hour I was like "Okay, she's a looney toon that convinced people that God helps you lose weight". I think the thing I found most interesting is that all the former members were fat as FUCK lol.
 
Her new husband was my favorite part.

Just some stoner loser from CA, that weaseled his way into being the new Top Dog pastor.

It says be continued, but I image that is a future thought depending on how her daughter runs everything.

With the magnifying glass on them doubt much will come to surface, besides hopefully some more old stories people bring up.
 
Blitty
Her new husband was my favorite part.

Just some stoner loser from CA, that weaseled his way into being the new Top Dog pastor.

It says be continued, but I image that is a future thought depending on how her daughter runs everything.

With the magnifying glass on them doubt much will come to surface, besides hopefully some more old stories people bring up.
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Gotta appreciate how her hair got bigger and bigger over the years. I mean at one point she looked like a skeleton with a bouffant
 
Watched a full porn movie yesterday strictly for reviewing purposes.

Private Teacher (1983)

Directed by Gary Graver (not to be confused with Gary Marshall) this movie follows the exploits of a young man who gets a life coach essentially. Kay Parker who is the MILF GOAT, plays the life coach. The young man makes a lot of "aw shucks" faces throughout the movie as he watches people fucking. All the while, we learn he is a peeping tom and has a crush on his next door neighbor.
The movie has a lot of sex scenes. Most of them dull by today's standards. Eventually, we get to a scene where the young boy fucks his aunt and her friend. That scene was bad ass. It even has a life size clown doll in it.

I fapped 3 times during it. Haven't done that much fapping in 80 minutes in quite some time.

My go to lotion is Udderly Smooth, but I ran out of that sadly. We went with option B...Vaseline Intensive Care. Not nearly as smooth to the stroke, but acceptable nonetheless.

The soundtrack wasn't nearly as nostalgic as I hoped for.

Here are the ratings via body parts:
Breasts 8/10 (Kay Parker has AMAZING tits)
Pussy 7.5/10 (If you like bush...minus 1 star if you like clean shaven)
Feet 0/10 (no good foot shots)

Here are the ratings for actual sex:
Penetration 5/10 (pretty vanilla stuff)
Blowjobs 8/10 (They did blowjobs right back in the day)
Pussy Eating 7/10 (Girls seemed a lot more vocal during cunnilingus back in the day)

Final Score 6.4 out of 10

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