More thoughts on jobs and working

[Matty]

No no no.

It was the Jobboom guy, and he's still writing for me.

Cami is the closest of all. But I'm not directly involved.

 

[bacon]

Feelings on this matter?

 

[Matty]

My first reaction was, Yeah, that totally makes sense.

 

[bacon]

BOL Jobboom guy. Never heard of ya pal but keep punchin

 

[Cami]

Who is jobboom guy? Have you been instructed to instruct someone to do it? Just do it already!

 

[Matty]

I'm not involved at all.

Jobboom guy is not related to this one bit, I was just correcting Rogatien.

 

[roguejuror]

Pay attention cami!

 

[bacon]

I'm lost, someone is getting fired. I'm just glad it isn't me or Cami.

 

[Cami]

Oh oops.

 

[Matty]

I'm just glad it isn't me or Cami.

You never know.

 

[bacon]

 

[Matty]

Oh man, I just realized that that was the axe-murdering psychopath in Fargo-the-movie.

 

[bacon]

Damn I didn't catch that noice!

 

[Mudcat]

At work, everyone has to take a mandatory eLearning session regarding workplace safety. I did it this morning. If anyone walked in they might have thought I was watching The Big Lebowski or something.

Actually I doubt I laughed that much during TBL. First of all, there was just altogether too much repetition of the word duty/duties. Come on.

There was one part where they had a little staged workplace fight which could not have looked more like this:

And there were periodic quizzes throughout. They seemed pretty determined that no one would fail. Like no one. Like a typical question was: injuries in the workplace could happen to your friends or family.

True or false?

That was a real question.



I SAID TRUE OR FALSE MUTHERFUCKER!!!

 

[MrX]

Not MY fucking friends or family. False, motherfucker.

 

[mcbaseball10]

I wouldn't mess with Mr.X's family and friends.

 

[Mudcat]

After getting back from my previous week's vacation and booking my next stint, it felt like, damn, that will never come.

There we were in early June looking at the First full week of August. Impossibly distant.

But now 2 weeks have passed. Time is moving along. It will come.

(And it will go.)

(And I will die.)

 

[bacon]

I don't agree that you will die.