Miami Dolphins 2015 Thread

[bacon]

yeah you can tell he's thinking about his kok plus he has a small arm with an outstretched hand coming out of his face, very gay

 

[roguejuror]

you can see how disgusted he is to be with a commoner

 

[bacon]

No he always looks like that because he's too retarded to display emotion

 

[roguejuror]

there was not jet lag in london

 

[Tron]

The Lolphins

 

[roguejuror]

what game we watch next brother bacon

 

[bacon]

I have Philly Washington on for now, not sure why. Briefly talking to some girl/lady 40 min out on OkCupid, she seems nice. Just threw in some wings and took my second dump of the day, opened my first beer of the day.

 

[bacon]

Chip Smelly

 

[roguejuror]

im watching kc and cincy

 

[bacon]

ok I switched to that because of u

 

[roguejuror]

thank you, i love you

 

[bacon]

you as well. This lady might go to the movies with her sister. I don't know what to say, I feel boring. it's been a long time.

That's Ed Norton's voice on those Draft Kings commercials, Rogie.

 

[roguejuror]

lets go all in with fantasy

 

[bacon]

This other Okcupid girl that checked out my profile has on there "msg me if you think you can make me laugh". Dude I hate that shit.

 

[bacon]

DOINK

 

[roguejuror]

tight her up and tickle her until she pisses

 

[bacon]

I think to invite her to do that at this point might be a little presumptious Rogie. She said she respects my Phins loyalty throughout the years, she hates fair weathered fans. She might go see The Martian. She's a little older than me but very pretty, seems smart too.

Chiefs fighting back.

 

[bacon]

Philbin fired. Good, fire the entire staff.