Meet the new Leafs goalie

[fiveteamer]

http://www.thestar.com/sports/hocke...82118--leafs-sign-swedish-rapping-goalie?bn=1

 

[Archie]

Plommer won't like this

 

[fiveteamer]

Nobody is going to like this.

 

[Archie]

Fivey i'm going to the park and carnival to get an elephant ear and play some soccer.

its big gang land territory, but I really wanna some fried food right now

I got you on speed dial.

If you get a call from me. its too late to help

but I need you, 174, RJ, Herman, Plommer, BGS, senco, betinsight, to rally around Big Al and take care of her

send her some Sedaris books and a painting

she'll be over me in a week

 

[fiveteamer]

No problem homey.

We'll bake cupcakes and listen to some Danish indie bands.

 

[PuckOff]

5'er - you fail.

Here's the little fucker here.

Here's his audition for Sweden's version of Canadian Idol.

 

[fiveteamer]

Look, the first song I posted is bad. Like Rebecca Black bad.

 

[PuckOff]

I think this signing is bad. Like Gustavsson bad.