Matty's 2014/15 NBA Experiment

[roguejuror]

Let's see what this negro can do.

Looks like Stromae.

 

[Matty]

Holy shit, Sixers.

 

[Matty]

YTD 49-39-3 +8.37u

Nov. 13

Toronto -2.5 -103
Sacramento +6.5 -110
Philadelphia +14 -105
Brooklyn +10.5 -108

2-2 -0.08u

YTD 51-41-3 +8.29u

 

[Matty]

YTD 51-41-3 +8.29u

No time to compute all the games... will limit ourselves to:

Denver +2.5 -103
Cleveland -5.5 -110

 

[bacon]

 

[Matty]

what the fok

adding:

PHI +16.5 -102
MIN +8 +100
DET +3 -104

 

[roguejuror]

no papuan has ever play in the NBA

 

[Matty]

Sixersballs! The ML was +2200.

 

[Matty]

So close.

 

[Matty]

YTD 51-41-3 +8.29u

No time to compute all the games... will limit ourselves to:

Denver +2.5 -103
Cleveland -5.5 -110

what the fok

adding:

PHI +16.5 -102
MIN +8 +100
DET +3 -104

3-2 +0.9u

YTD 54-43-3 +9.19u

 

[Matty]

YTD 54-43-3 +9.19u

Nov. 15

Orlando +9 -102
Utah +10.5 -102
Indiana +9 -105
Detroit +9.5 -105
Minnesota +11.5 -110
Brooklyn +3.5 -105
Charlotte +10.5 -108
Phoenix +7 -105

All dogs. Brace for impact.

 

[Tron]

RayRay would not approve of an all dog day, Mr. Rain.

 

[bacon]

Bacon will be supporting Machu's efforts with one nostalgic picture per day.

Today we feature Tom Gugiotta who played on the Suns and the Wolves. On December 17, 1999, Gugliotta had a near-death experience. Having trouble sleeping after games, Gugliotta took a supplement marketed as a "sleep aid" which included furanon di-hydro, also known as gamma butyrolactone, or GBL. Gugliotta was talking to his wife, Nikki, on his cellular telephone when he collapsed and stopped breathing. His wife heard the commotion and called the wife of teammate Rex Chapman who was able to call her husband on the bus and instruct him to check his bag for the supplement bottle. The information saved his life as doctors were able to give him an antidote in the emergency room moments later.[1]

You know who Bacon looked up first and who isn't on the first page under his name on photobucket? Rex Chapman. Sorry Rex, you never happened.

 

[Matty]

Even I don't agree with an all-dog day, but what am I gonna do.

Science.

 

[Matty]

YTD 54-43-3 +9.19u

Nov. 15

Orlando +9 -102
Utah +10.5 -102
Indiana +9 -105
Detroit +9.5 -105
Minnesota +11.5 -110
Brooklyn +3.5 -105
Charlotte +10.5 -108
Phoenix +7 -105

All dogs. Brace for impact.

3-5 -2.30u

YTD 57-48-3 +6.89u

 

[Matty]

Nov. 16

Milwaukee +5 -102
LA Lakers +8.5 -107

 

[Matty]

Nov. 16

Milwaukee +5 -102
LA Lakers +8.5 -107

1-1 -0.07u

YTD 58-49-3 +6.82u

Nov. 17

Detroit -4 -105
Miami +6.5 -102
Phoenix -2 -104
Houston +4 -102
LA Clippers -5.5 -108

 

[bacon]

Not too long ago, but big shot Robert Horry.

Y'all call me when it's time to close the game out, thanks.