Matty Rain - I will be in Montreal tonight

[betplom]

will be staying in Montreal for a few days.

How do I avoid all the Francophones?

 

[RayRay]

maybe make a shirt that says "speak english to me you fucks or nothing at all" just throwin that out there

 

[Matty]

Stay west of St-Laurent Blvd. plommer. Frenchie rate drops further once you're west of the downtown core. Go visit Nicky and you will barely hear any French spoken.

Bon courage mon ami Plommer.

 

[betplom]

maybe make a shirt that says "speak english to me you fucks or nothing at all" just throwin that out there

Ray, good idea. I'll consider it.

I should probably get the shirt made up before I leave Ontario where my English is understood.

Stay west of St-Laurent Blvd. plommer. Frenchie rate drops further once you're west of the downtown core. Go visit Nicky and you will barely hear any French spoken.

Bon courage mon ami Plommer.

Merci Mathieu. I need to avoid the Francophones so there will be no uncomfortable situations with respect to my inability and unwillingness to learn/speak the French language while I'm in your country.

 

[Matty]

maybe make a shirt that says "speak english to me you fucks or nothing at all" just throwin that out there

This. Be sure to film the ensuing fun.

 

[tullamore]

will be staying in Montreal for a few days.

How do I avoid all the Francophones?

Just turn around and drive back to Ontario?

 

[betplom]

Matty, has the snow been cleared from the streets of Montreal yet?

My vehicle does not have winter tires on right now.

 

[kato]

be safe plommer, safety first

whores second

 

[Matty]

Oh boy. Be sure to install them tire chains plommer. Snowmobile would be ideal.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

This. Be sure to film the ensuing fun.

I thought Frenchies just ran from trouble anyway...

Or are Canadian Frenchies different from French Frenchies?

 

[RayRay]

add the word "cunt" to that shirt somewhere plommer...i forgot who i was talking to for a minute

 

[tullamore]

Plommer you visiting the Giroux brothers?

 

[Matty]

Merci Mathieu. I need to avoid the Francophones so there will be no uncomfortable situations with respect to my inability and unwillingness to learn/speak the French language while I'm in your country.

I say avoid speaking Canadian unless strictly necessary. You don't wanna get in trouble with the French police.

 

[betplom]

Thanks for the tips.

I'll be on the highway in about 30 minutes and on my way to Canada's second largest city.

Plommer you visiting the Giroux brothers?

Tulllaaaaaay! Those fucks cost me alot of money with their losing plays, and they did not offer a guarantee like some of the better touts.

I'd love to run into the Giroux Bros.

 

[Matty]

I thought Frenchies just ran from trouble anyway...

Or are Canadian Frenchies different from French Frenchies?

Canadian Frenchies descend from lumberjacks & carpenters. We're not very subtle.

 

[PuckOff]

I need to avoid the Francophones so there will be no uncomfortable situations with respect to my inability and unwillingness to learn/speak the French language while I'm in your country.

It's our country FUCKER!!! I'm in a pissy mood Jewey so please don't get me going. I pay a ton of money the the feds in taxes which in turn goes to Quebec to spoort their causes.

 

[PuckOff]

I thought Frenchies just ran from trouble anyway...

Or are Canadian Frenchies different from French Frenchies?

Canadian Frenchies are totally different than the french frenchies. I have grown to tolerate and accept the french frenchies, but it's just a matter of time before they start spouting off about something up here in beautiful Canada. Canadian Frenchies never spout off about anything and are just good people.

 

[tullamore]

Plommer tell the Quebec fucks to stay out of Southern Maine. When I go away on the weekends, quebec license plates are all over the place, and those fuckers dont know how to drive.