Man Celebrities are funny

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I added Eva Longoria Parker on Facebook because 1) I think she's hot and 2) I enjoy adding douchebaggy celebs sometimes for the comedy of it all.

Just saw this update, accompanied by a picture that I didn't open and really don't give a shit about:

"Eva Longoria Parker - Me and my parents standing in the very spot where MLK was shot. It was bone chilling. Tears came to my eyes."

Calm the fuck down, Eva. Jeezus.

 

[kato]

I added Eva Longoria Parker on Facebook because 1) I think she's hot and 2) I enjoy adding douchebaggy celebs sometimes for the comedy of it all.

Just saw this update, accompanied by a picture that I didn't open and really don't give a shit about:

"Eva Longoria Parker - Me and my parents standing in the very spot where MLK was shot. It was bone chilling. Tears came to my eyes."

Calm the fuck down, Eva. Jeezus.

stupid eva

 

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I can almost fucking guarantee you that tears didn't come close to her eyes. Unless fans were watching and she leaned on her acting skills (?).

Martyrs make movements cooler.

 

[kato]

she gets away with a lot because she is pretty

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Where's the fucking gunman now? Fuck!

 

[RayRay]

doubtful this brought the tears...perhaps some drunk fucking bum scared them and brought tears, but most people dont get out of their car around there anymore

 

[Bread]

Dumb fuckin' Mexican.

Man she sure is hot.

 

[Teela]

MLK did a lot to help the Mexicans.

 

[Bread]

MLK did a lot to help the Mexicans.

MLK did a lot to help the black French.

 

[Fu Manchu]

someone shot up her MLK class benz?

 

[Teela]

I celebrate Cinco de Mayo every year to honor the French Canadians and their efforts in separating from the rest of Canada.

 

[roguejuror]

where did he get shot?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I celebrate Cinco de Mayo every year to honor the French Canadians and their efforts in separating from the rest of Canada.

That's weird. I fast for three weeks during Cinco de Mayo so the Muslims and Hindus will stop fighting.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

where did he get shot?

In the face.

 

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In the face.

POTY. Awesome totally awesome. Unreal. And every other overused forum saying we abuse.

 

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Oh thank God looks like Eva was able to get over the horrible assassination of MLK. Latest update...

Eva Longoria Parker: Hola! So excited! I am hosting the 2010 MTV EMAs in the beautiful city of Madrid. Check out: mtvema.com for details. See you there!!!


!!!!!

These fucking morons.

 

[Teela]

See me there? She's taking me to Madrid? I'm so excited!

 

[Bread]

What a dumb shit. Holy cow. She should thank her stars she doesn't look like this:

Hey! It's my neighbor!