Lumbersexuals

[bacon]

Ex drummer from BT is a very high level lumbersexual. Great singer too. Gotta check his band soon.

 

[Mudcat]

I wonder if there is a name for what I am, style-wise. I know we like to have labels for things ending with "ster" or "pies" or "sexual"



Well let's see:

No jewelry or adornments. No piercings or tattoos.

Basically functional economical clothing designed to not draw any particular attention.

No colognes or perfumes, but careful attention paid to not reeking through the use of functional economical deodorant.

Neat and tidy hair and overall grooming.



Nothingster?

Nothingsexual?

 

[Matty]

normcore

 

[bacon]

I think if I had that kind of money I'd go Jerry normcore.

"hi I'm just one of the guys - this might be a decent jacket, though."

 

[FairWarning]

I'm not surprised.

That's not nice, Matty.

 

[Matty]

The Seinfeld guys do not dress like that anymore. They high-brow now.

 

[Matty]

That's not nice, Matty.

I don't even know what I meant by that, I just figured it would push her buttons somehow.

 

[roguejuror]

wasn't fivey into flannels?

 

[Matty]

Not necessarily flannel, but those patterned shirts for sure.

 

[Archie]

wasn't fivey into flannels?

MADRAS!!!!

 

[Matty]

MADRAS!!!!

 

[Cami]

lumbersexual is ryan gosling from the notebook. I bet that's where it started.

 

[Archie]

I feel like CougarBait has flirted with the boundaries of Lumbersexualism in the past

 

[Archie]

Muddy is just

Middle Aged Man

 

[Matty]

Yeah, past the age of 39 or so, you're basically unrelvant.

 

[Mudcat]

No argument here

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Where do Lumbersexuals eat?

IHOP?

 

[Matty]

No they don't. They eat $15 salads for lunch, or a whole chicken with nothing else.