Local criminals with disfigured faces

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Sean Potts, Driving while {insert offense here}

STOP DRIVING YOU COCKEYED MUTHERFUCKER!!

 

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O deary deary me.

Mary Luke, Aggravated battery deadly weapon.

!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Jerry Locker....no doubt about it. Sex Offender (failure to register).

I mean, look at that face! There is a science to this.

 

[Rubyn]

O deary deary me.

Mary Luke, Aggravated battery deadly weapon.

!!!!!!!!!!!

The deadly weapon has to be a frying pan, no doubt about it.

push 'em together

 

[RayRay]

cant find out what my homey Reginald Flynn did...he has his own look though

 

[RayRay]

arrested poor Paula for PANHANDLING... rude

 

[Rubyn]

arrested poor Paula for PANHANDLING... rude

What dee fuk, does she have a G. I. Joe parachute on her head?

 

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cant find out what my homey Reginald Flynn did...he has his own look though

I like this guy. A lot. I'd like to say that we would have a good time partying together, but I'm not so sure of that.

 

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Black people can rock the skullet too.

 

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Plommey is this hot?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

She'd probably look alright if you wiped the shit off of her face.

 

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Nigga whutchu lookin at? Seriously, what the FUCK are you looking at!?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Nigga whutchu lookin at? Seriously, what the FUCK are you looking at!?

 

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Lita Ford has really let herself go.

 

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August 20th, 2011 1:30 am.

Michael Abdo's butthole was changed forever.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I guarantee Clarence mangled that white anus.

 

[Bread]

Good call CB. I bet after awhile the other guys were all like "Clarence yo, we gots to jet, man. Lessgo!"

And Clarence reluctantly backed off Michael's sweet ass, tied his slacks and ran off into the darkness with the rest of them.