Local criminals with disfigured faces

[Bread]

So a female Juggalo flashed a school bus.

a,t,a.

 

[Bread]

If

And

Had a baby....

 

[Cougar Bait]

Oh no.

And he's looking right at me. Creepy.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Actually he's looking at Fiverteamer.

 

[Bread]

OK we are now starting to be able to form a royal rumble here. Throwing Maria Bolton into the mix. Agg. battery w/deadly weapon, so you just KNOW she's down for the cause.

FIGHT!!!

 

[Bread]

Now THAT, is a fuckin' mustache.

 

[Bread]

Something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

 

[Bread]

Something has gone terribly, terribly wrong II.

 

[Bread]

Let's play Fuck, Marry, Kill.

And go!

This is pretty good.

Back on August 10th I used Camille Simmons' mugshot for a lame joke up there. She was arrested on Aug. 9th for battery.

Well it looks like she got out, went back home to whoever, and busted their ass all over again yesterday!

At least she fixed her hair up the second time?

Can't help but remember this classic line from Pesci in 'Casino' here:

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

 

[Cougar Bait]

FIGHT!!!

This one could beat my ass, I am certain.

 

[Bread]

Eric Sampson had been feeling kinda deflated lately...

 

[roguejuror]

Oh no.

And he's looking right at me. Creepy.

Looking right down to the poster below.

Deflated. lol

 

[Cougar Bait]

Eric Sampson had been feeling kinda deflated lately...

WTF is wrong with that guy???

Someone get him to a gas station and air that shit up!

 

[Bread]

Eric Sampson only got busted for possession of less than 20 oz of cannabis.

Really? We can't give him that? Guy got a tough enough draw.

 

[kato]

Eric Sampson only got busted for possession of less than 20 oz of cannabis.

Really? We can't give him that? Guy got a tough enough draw.

agree fully

eric got dealt a bad hand or a bad face

 

[Bread]

Put out an APB for James Eakens eyeball! Yeesh.

 

[Bread]

Apparently a side effect of oxycodone is horrible haircuts.

 

[Cougar Bait]

No the half punk, half rooster that just woke up look is totally in Bread.