Loaves with odd numbers of bread slices

[Fu Manchu]

you guys ever get this? is this normal? is it some sort of mistake?

id say one loaf out of every four that i buy from one particular brand of bread ends up with an odd number of slices. fuking whoreshit.what the fuk am i supposed to do with the single leftover slice?

 

[Matty]

Try microwaving the remaining slice for 99 seconds, see what happens.

Fischay's going through some sort of twisted domestic-math phase.

 

[Fu Manchu]

Try microwaving the remaining slice for 99 seconds, see what happens.

 

[Blitty]

The left over slice makes a nice testicle coaster.

 

[betplom]

what the fuk am i supposed to do with the single leftover slice?

Cut it in half and make a mini sammich.

Dumerican.

 

[Mudcat]

I can totally relate. Just toasted up 4 slices of raisin toast this morning, leaving exactly 1 slice in the bag. I only toast them in pairs or 4's so I know it was an odd number of slices in the loaf.

I guess I'll deal with it one way or another down the line but holy shit man.

 

[Fu Manchu]

Cut it in half and make a mini sammich.

Dumerican.

americans dont eat mini anything plommer. this is the land of plenty pal.


and yes muddy, its a travesty. ive dabbled with saving the leftover slice and using it in conjunction with a brand new loaf. but what if the new loaf originally had an EVEN number of slices. then you ARE STILL FACING A LEFTOVER SLICE!!!!

 

[senco78]

I've never counted the slices in a loaf ever.
is it normal to count the slices?
we usually have a couple stale 1/2 loafs sitting around and 1 fresh loaf.

 

[Fu Manchu]

mike i dont count the slices. the only thing i do is make sandwiches (2 and only 2 slices per sandwich). and at the end im left with a slice. barring any sort of paranormal or otherwise odd phenomenon and using deductive reasoning, there had to be an odd number of slices.

 

[senco78]

common, you never make a scooby doo sandwich and just happen to put an odd number of slices of it????

 

[Fu Manchu]

no pal, im a 2 slice kind of guy

 

[kato]

there is a lot of 1 piece of toast action for kato

 

[Fu Manchu]

i havent made toast in years

 

[Mudcat]

I myself don't count the slices; I just know I eat them in pairs and there is one left over.

Therefore = odd number.

I know what you're thinking: are you sure you didn't have a leftover slice from the previous loaf? Because if you do the math, that would mean you actually had an even number of slices in the current loaf.

No, I'd remember something as big as that.

 

[kato]

i enjoy toast

 

[senco78]

theres alot of stale bread in the mmike household
dont eat many sandwiches, occasional toast
got turned on to toasted bagels with cream cheese...

 

[Fu Manchu]

muddy, you and i are on the same page here. its very unfortunate that more people havent noticed this shameless perversion in the bread industry.

 

[senco78]

actuallly its just the bread company stiffing a slice here and there...
do the math, after selling millions of loafs = $$$$$$$$$$$$$