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Just got out of the hospital.

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LOL. Not too far from the truth, either. I was outside cooking my crabs for tomorrow's feast when I had this feeling that something awesome was being posted. I checked GL first and saw Monkey's thread, and was graced with the words scrotum mere seconds into reading the OP. I knew then that the Gambling Gods wanted me to comfort Monkey's balls in their time of need. Damn those Gambling Gods, always giving me the most difficult tasks... ;)
 
Scholar serious question here.

You are gay, and you like the cock. I get it. But do you really like scrotums too? Even gay guys have to be like "OH.MY.GOD! I wish this didn't exthist!"

Am I close here? If not your sentiment, I would like the hear the voice of the gay community.

There is nothing attractvie about ball sacks. They are a man's lifeforce. They are necessary. But they are not cool.
 
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Scholar serious question here.

You are gay, and you like the cock. I get it. But do you really like scrotums too? Even gay guys have to be like "OH.MY.GOD! I wish this didn't exthist!"

Am I close here? If not your sentiment, I would like the hear the voice of the gay community.

There is nothing attractvie about ball sacks. They are a man's lifeforce. They are necessary. But they are not cool.
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Actually Bread, on behalf of gay guys I have to dispute your contention that ball sacks are not cool. Balls are like the most primal part of a man, the piece of anatomy he shares most closely with the rest of the animal kingdom. To touch them is to fondle the animal inside the man, to give yourself over to carnal desire and eschew petty social niceties. Balls are more than necessary, they are everything.
 
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