Joke of the Day

[Cami]

What do a Gynecologist and a Pizza Delivery Person have in common?

 

[senco78]

?

 

[Help]

They can smell it but not eat it

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

You can stick your dick in a pizza?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Something about pepperonis?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I give up.

 

[Blitty]

They'll both fuck a retard if he comes equipped with crushed red pepper and parmesan.

 

[Cami]

What do a Gynecologist and a Pizza Delivery Person have in common?

They both get to look at the goods, and smell the goods, but they never get to eat it.

 

[roguejuror]

so Help won?

 

[Cami]

so Help won?

Correct.

 

[roguejuror]

more more

 

[stevek173]

 

[Cami]

You know your drunk when:
-you lose arguments with inanimate objects,
-you have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
-your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream
-sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th food group




Two hands and one mouth....now that's a drinking problem!

 

[Matty]

lol

you know Clint loves to use that joke anytime he meets someone new

it's so Clint

 

[stevek173]

Chit makes me lol every time. Fokking Clint.

 

[roguejuror]

You know your drunk when:
-you lose arguments with inanimate objects,
-you have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
-your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream
-sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th food group

i dont get it

 

[Cami]

i dont get it

What's not to get? it's the truth!

 

[Cami]

Rog what do Blonds and tornadoes have in common?