Jeff Platt & Vegas Dave

[Archie]

Such juddgy judgersons!

Most of you will die alone

 

[bacon]

 

[Mudcat]

All very reminiscent of that meme about Drake being the best little girlfriend evurr, amirite?

 

[Tron]

Absolutely.

 

[Tron]

Nausea inducing

 

[roguejuror]

oh my

 

[Matty]

I'm hard.

 

[roguejuror]

go Trojans

 

[Tron]

So VegasDave is gay.

I did not see that one coming.

 

[Mudcat]

Seriously tho, maybe there is an angle to get some $$$ out of it.

 

[bacon]

He could always roofie him steal the chips then use a getaway car to go to rent a car then cash in the chips in disguise then leave the country and go to costa rica and live on the ocean in a hut

 

[Badnina]

Maybe just a bad case of puppy love?

 

[reno cool]

this is a fun thread where we can laugh at vegas dave. thanx maxi

 

[Badnina]

We never would have known of Dave's gay love for Jeff without Maxi's help.

 

[Saulty]

What poster is Jewish Prince? I must have missed the memo.

 

[roguejuror]

Maxi

 

[RayRay]

mudcat touched on it... i think dave lives in this fantasy world where he thinks he can play poker and has this dream of playing... maybe trying to milk some money out of platt to get going... the guy seriously couldnt compete in my 15yr old nephews home game... its fucking comical to see all the guys that think they can play

 

[Mudcat]

If I was this Jeff Platt person, I would be inclined to have a little chat along the lines of, listen, Dave, this thing you said about how my smile makes you soar because you think I am soaring and my soaring makes you soar - well, that's weird and I am not totally comfortable with it and in fact I might prefer if you would stop dangling from my genitalia altogether.