Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson

[Matty]

I'm withholding sex until Trump is removed from office. My bodily autonomy matters.

Wrong thread you sled-pushing libtard

 

[Archie]

but casper has a better chance of beating 5 prime Mike Tyson's at once, than being a successful stand-up
comédien. also my even my farts have a faggy french accent

 

[roguejuror]

will Dave tell Paul before the deed "come here I'm your LA Knight baby"?

 

[Vegas Dave]

will Dave tell Paul before the deed "come here I'm your LA Knight baby"?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Sounds like they'd bet it straight up, huge value for you 😂

This is true lol.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

it's Jake, not Jack.

otherwise agree

I boxed in my twenties. Had a trainer in NYC. He was a boxer and a chef. Was on Good Day NY on channel 5 throwing punches.

In my twenties, I’d feel confident in saying I would’ve beaten an elderly Jacob Paul The First

 

[roguejuror]

I boxed in my twenties.

Is that how your nose got messed up?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Is that how your nose got messed up?

I broke it 7 times.

One time was in a fight but not from boxing. Kind of surprising

 

[Matty]

Interesting take from Holyfield

 

[Archie]

does Evanander have more kids or more concussions?

and is his IQ higher or lower then those two stats added up

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

does Evanander have more kids or more concussions?

and is his IQ higher or lower then those two stats added up

I’d say kids

I love Holyfield. I had him 8-1 in the first Tyson fight. That fight made me love him forever

 

[Archie]

His six girls and five boys, all have unique names such as Ein Ezekiel, Elijah Esaias, Evette Ashley, Eleazer Evan, Eli Ethan, Elijah Jedidiah, Eden Eloise, Even Elizabeth, Evander Jr, Ebonne Esheal, and Emani Winter.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Holyfield may be drunk here

Either that or my hearing is fucked

 

[Matty]

Effect of CTE most likely

 

[Matty]

His six girls and five boys, all have unique names such as Ein Ezekiel, Elijah Esaias, Evette Ashley, Eleazer Evan, Eli Ethan, Elijah Jedidiah, Eden Eloise, Even Elizabeth, Evander Jr, Ebonne Esheal, and Emani Winter.

This is actually real.