Jack Johnson is flat BROKE

[PuckOff]

You can easily spend more than 15 mil on a house. Harder to spend that much on a car but the collectible Ferraris are getting up there.

This is a $16m condo in Toronto: http://www.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?PropertyId=14968448


Common reno, live a little.

Insane. The decor isn't even nice.

 

[Saulty]

something doesn't make sense. 15 mil is more than a house and couple cars. what they blew money on?

What got them was the 12-24% interest on loans. Government collects 50% of his earnings on taxes and the parents use the rest to pay up to 24% interest on a mortgage for a $15 million dollar condo.

 

[Matty]

Insane. The decor isn't even nice.

Then perhaps I can interest you in one of about a dozen $10M+ mansions currently on the market along/near the Bridle Path.

http://www.realtor.ca/Map.aspx#Cult...titude=43.64700709&ZoomLevel=13&CurrentPage=1

For $25M you can be neighbour to ex-Canadian, media mogul and fraudster Conrad Black:

http://www.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?PropertyId=14978150

Let me know how I can work with you. We'll find you a shack.

 

[PuckOff]

61 THE BRIDLE PATH looks nice.

Conrads's is ok as well. He need to work on his backyard though.

 

[Matty]

Yeah I like it too. Most of these houses are too ornate and dusty English-nobility style. But that one's not bad.

 

[PuckOff]

Machu, now that you are officially married (in Kwabek anyways) and have a child, are you like the rest of us married dudes with kids and find that you are not getting laid as often as before?

 

[Matty]

lol @ getting laid w/ a 10-month old in the same 600 sq. ft condo

last time I had sex was the night after my wedding night

thanks for asking

 

[PuckOff]

lol @ getting laid w/ a 10-month old in the same 600 sq. ft condo

last time I had sex was the night after my wedding night

thanks for asking

Don't blame it on the 600 sq. ft condo, mon ami. Get used to it.

 

[bacon]

 

[Matty]

Next humping session is scheduled for late 2015/early 2016. I set an Outlook reminder.

 

[PuckOff]

listen man. Tell her flat out that you didn't sign up for this shit when you said "I DO"....... en francais of course. Tell her you will have an affair if she doesn't start putting out. Remind her that her religious folks would not approve of a divorce. Remind her that you are decent looking frenchie cat and the anglos at work are willing to ride you and have a ready made family.

Thank me later.

 

[Matty]

She's not refusing sex. We just pass out 30 minutes after JL stops crawling all over the place.

 

[housepicks]

Bubbly toes

 

[PuckOff]

She's not refusing sex.

Congratulations, mon ami.

 

[Matty]

Thanks Pucky. I think I did well overall.

 

[PuckOff]

You did well as long as you are still getting hummers from her. the real deal hummers.

 

[Matty]

How often does Mrs. Puck provide full-service pipe-cleaning?

 

[PuckOff]

How often does Mrs. Puck provide full-service pipe-cleaning?

My mistress performs the full-service pipe cleaning and she is exceptionally diligent in the process.