It Just Keeps Getting Better

[Matty]

I have a fax number.

 

[bacon]

I would not harass your fax you can fight back with too much strength. If you want to disclose it I can amicably fax you.

 

[MrX]

No fax number here.

 

[IAG]

 

[IAG]

Just kidding Casper...It's not that bad.

 

[bacon]

X that's a shame I had a full menu book of all your favorite restaurants in mind for you.

It doesn't get any better/worse than Casp's FB habits. He's gone again but what a miraculous comeback yesterday. I just hope he gets the girl and calms the fok down.

 

[IAG]

Fixed.

X that's a shame I had a full menu book of all your favorite restaurants in mind for you.

It doesn't get any better/worse than Casp's FB habits. He's gone again but what a miraculous comeback yesterday. I just hope he gets the girl and calms the fok down.

He's not getting that girl. That text exchange spoke volumes.

 

[bacon]

Well yeah he doesn't have a job.

Unemployed dudes don't pull long term ass unless they're in between books, albums or acting gigs.

I mean like, durr.

Sincerely,

Hank Moody

 

[IAG]

Yeah.. When he asked her if she was after money, she probably assumed he had some to go after. She may not be after a man with money, but no woman is after a man with no money either....especially one who is 40 years old.


Casper...did you tell her you met Kara on the sugardaddy site? Please tell me no...

 

[reno cool]

She may not be after a man with money, but no woman is after a man with no money

that's funny pal

and at one time I thought women operated on a deeper plane. not here

 

[MrMonkey]

I thought faxes only come through the machine?

 

[Matty]

Yeah.. When he asked her if she was after money, she probably assumed he had some to go after. She may not be after a man with money, but no woman is after a man with no money either....especially one who is 40 years old.

IAG gets it.

 

[bacon]

Mine was good too though! I get no love because I have a penis! I'm sorry, but it's stayin!

Monkey pm me your phone # I have this pic to pics msg you that you have to see to believe.

 

[Badnina]

Yeah.. When he asked her if she was after money, she probably assumed he had some to go after. She may not be after a man with money, but no woman is after a man with no money either....especially one who is 40 years old.

this and just a mention here from a female over the age of 30's point of view...taking a bed picture and posting on the interwebs on the first night....yeah no. That might work for the twits in the early 20's or idiots but for an actual grown up female...no.

Tortoise and the hare, Caspy. Slow and steady wins the race. Get yourself together first then concentrate on the lady.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I got a job last week that starts April 1st.

Just got a second job today.

Nina, I met Lisa the same place I met Kara.


This is my last post guys. I've said this before, but I'm done with all things social.

I was hoping I could play in the March Madness game. I would have won last year.

Mikey Lo telling me I couldn't play sealed the deal.

Take it easy guys.

 

[Matty]

GET 'EM, BOY

 

[bacon]

Nice job on the job(s) Casp.

Your bitch fits are funnier than the girls at whipped ass pretending to interrogate eachother and everyone knows I probably think that's the funniest shit in the world so congratulations on that.

Guys, he has pending employment now and is too good for us losers, let's focus on something else.

Love ya Casperballz, Godspeed.

 

[MrX]

The dentist posted something in Arabic today, and this was the automatic translation:

today i ate the best structures two-i have mamusa dipshit with rice from the hands of time liz and qishtah job hand, one of the most beautiful sick ayoola wished everyone

Cracked me up a bit.