Is Sucking a Girls Toes Considered 2nd Base?

[CASPERWAIT$]

I thought it was

First Base: She breathes 5 feet in your direction
Second Base: She gives you her phone number, make you her selection
Third Base: She touches your hand, sublime perfection
Home Run: takes her clothes off, gives you an erection

 

[fiveteamer]

If you're sucking on anything, I'm pretty sure that's gotta be at least 2nd base

 

[Matty]

Even earlobes? Common.

 

[fiveteamer]

I'm thinking if you wouldn't want to do it in public, it has to be 2nd base.

Maybe if you were drunk you would suck on a girl's earlobe at the grocery store, but not sober

 

[Tron]

1B: kissing

2B: body parts are fondled

3B: oral contact with sexual organs

Home Run: self explanatory

 

[fiveteamer]

what is self explanatory? Like masturbation?

 

[Matty]

How about luring a girl to your place only to send her back home after watching some TV?

Is that like being out at first on a 3rd strike foul tip?

This is for a friend.

 

[vagabond]

Like masturbation?

That would be inside-the-park HR.

 

[Matty]

Home Run Derby

 

[Archie]

That would be inside-the-park HR.

nah that counts for a run just like a home run

I'd say Batting Practice Homer.


Unless your Herman, and Unless Zach Hample catches it....

then its a grand slam and THEN some

 

[Matty]

Thread rating is in. It's good.

 

[roguejuror]

damn yall miss baseball

 

[fiveteamer]

damn yall miss baseball

Yeah everyone says that until July rolls around and all that's there to bet is bseball and WNBA

 

[roguejuror]

and dont forget aussie rules football

 

[pico]

what is a bunt?

 

[FairWarning]

What is a fielders choice?

 

[fiveteamer]

pretty sure that is ass to mouth

 

[Matty]

what is a bunt?

Poke her in the eye then quickly reach for her boobs while she's trying to recover.

What is a fielders choice?

Making out with a married woman.