InTheHole is a looonie tick

[kato]

i like cats, deathly allergic to them...

 

[Jello]

I'm going to just come out and say it: I don't like cats.

I don't like how they can take you, or leave you.

I don't like how when they want your attention they just come up and stick their cat breath mouth right in your face with their wet noses smearing your cheek.

I don't like how the selfish pricks will pet themselves with your hand even if you don't feel like petting them.

I don't like how when you do pet them they shed all over the fucking place and you have cat hair floating all around and between your fingers.

I don't like how they shit in the house...usually somewhere in the kitchen. (or in the case of my ex-girlfriend's fuckhead cat, in our sinks)

 

[Bread]

I will say this...I don't MIND cats but I think that single guy with cats is creepy as hell. Just as most single women with cats have a screw loose as well.

It is actually one of my written in stone rules....I wold never date a girl with a cat. I have tried and they always turn out.....INSANE. I have done a poll of girls I know, asked them if they would ever date a guy with a cat......99% said no way, instant weirdo.

I can't argue with that

 

[Mrs. X]

Mrs X ... nice story. I have three cats. By any chance are you related to Mr. X. Assuming that is the Mr. X from the Bash we met last year.

There's a guy named Mr. X on this board? Maybe I should check him out. He sounds hot.

yes, he is mine and yes, I am her.

 

[Tron]

I will say this...I don't MIND cats but I think that single guy with cats is creepy as hell. Just as most single women with cats have a screw loose as well.

It is actually one of my written in stone rules....I wold never date a girl with a cat. I have tried and they always turn out.....INSANE. I have done a poll of girls I know, asked them if they would ever date a guy with a cat......99% said no way, instant weirdo.

This post gets the Daft Stamp of Approval


Not saying every single guy/girl with a cat is creepy but it's generally a good indicator of batshit

 

[reno cool]

why cat's more creepy than dogs? A woman with a big dog is the worst. Cause he's probably fucking her.

I say fuck em all unless you can race em on the track:thumbup:

 

[Bread]

why cat's more creepy than dogs? A woman with a big dog is the worst. Cause he's probably fucking her.

I say fuck em all unless you can race em on the track:thumbup:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Matty]

reno seems to have interesting neighbors.

 

[roguejuror]

hahahha awesome

Beware, this guy drives amongst us.

 

[Bread]

Just watched that video. Holy crap what a loonie tick!! Man Bateman probably shouldn't mess with this guy.

 

[RogueScholar]

Geez.

At least now I know what you guys think of me and my three cats.

I'm NOT that messed up! I swear!

 

[AMBy]

Geez.

At least now I know what you guys think of me and my three cats.

I'm NOT that messed up! I swear!

You are gay....that i a whole different set of rules. You should know this by now