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Robyn
ITH likes his cats more than anything else in the world. Why WOULDN'T he have tiny gas masks for them?
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Robyn
ITH likes his cats more than anything else in the world. Why WOULDN'T he have tiny gas masks for them?
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But, anyone that likes cats so much shouldn't scare me. Cats are awesome.

Here's a copy and paste of the last fosters we had:

I have five kittens in the kitten room. The kitten cam is down because I poured chocolate soy milk into my macbook air keyboard. It’s working, but sporadically. It’s the option keys that keep getting stuck down, but even after cleaning them really well with alcohol, the machine isn’t stable. So, I’m on the kitten netbook. Not as fancy, responsive or software plentiful, but, it’s much better than being stranded in this cold, cruel world with no internets.

The kittens have been with me for longer than usual. They have, to put it kindly, digestion issues. The vet had me feeding them plain yogurt with their dry food, but it didn’t seem to be working. Now, I give two of them .3 ML of antibiotics for sneezing that they thankfully seem to be over. and .3 ML of one type of antibiotics and .8 ML of another. That’s one full syringe of liquid meds plus another quarter. Multiply that by five cats, twice a day.

They’re mostly pretty good about being manhandled, flipped around and having horrible tasting liquid shot down their throats but, It’s kind of a ordeal. On top of that, the .8 ML brown, smelly liquid makes the cats foam at the mouth like they have rabies. They run around after they get the dose trying to outrun the bad taste all the while flinging foamy cat saliva all over the place. It’s pretty gross but, the karma points I’m building up, or the mansion Jesus is building me is well worth the effort.

I won’t even go into the description of the two litter boxes I have to clean out at least twice a day. The kittens think this is the funnest game evar. They climb up my back, sit on my shoulders and observe or, sometimes just tear around the room like crazy trying to jump into the poop bag every time they pass. Most of the time they all just gather around and swat at the scooper or try to jump on my hand. It started out cute but has progressively gotten less so over time.

After this, I think I might take a month or so off from kitten fostering.
 
Mrs. X
But, anyone that likes cats so much shouldn't scare me. Cats are awesome.
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I completely agree. The first thing Bread and I did when we moved into our house (the exact day) was head to the Humane Society to adopt two cats.

This is Florence
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This is Weezy
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This is Florence and Weezy doing snuggles with Bread's leg
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Mrs. X
But, anyone that likes cats so much shouldn't scare me. Cats are awesome.

Here's a copy and paste of the last fosters we had:

I have five kittens in the kitten room. The kitten cam is down because I poured chocolate soy milk into my macbook air keyboard. It’s working, but sporadically. It’s the option keys that keep getting stuck down, but even after cleaning them really well with alcohol, the machine isn’t stable. So, I’m on the kitten netbook. Not as fancy, responsive or software plentiful, but, it’s much better than being stranded in this cold, cruel world with no internets.

The kittens have been with me for longer than usual. They have, to put it kindly, digestion issues. The vet had me feeding them plain yogurt with their dry food, but it didn’t seem to be working. Now, I give two of them .3 ML of antibiotics for sneezing that they thankfully seem to be over. and .3 ML of one type of antibiotics and .8 ML of another. That’s one full syringe of liquid meds plus another quarter. Multiply that by five cats, twice a day.

They’re mostly pretty good about being manhandled, flipped around and having horrible tasting liquid shot down their throats but, It’s kind of a ordeal. On top of that, the .8 ML brown, smelly liquid makes the cats foam at the mouth like they have rabies. They run around after they get the dose trying to outrun the bad taste all the while flinging foamy cat saliva all over the place. It’s pretty gross but, the karma points I’m building up, or the mansion Jesus is building me is well worth the effort.

I won’t even go into the description of the two litter boxes I have to clean out at least twice a day. The kittens think this is the funnest game evar. They climb up my back, sit on my shoulders and observe or, sometimes just tear around the room like crazy trying to jump into the poop bag every time they pass. Most of the time they all just gather around and swat at the scooper or try to jump on my hand. It started out cute but has progressively gotten less so over time.

After this, I think I might take a month or so off from kitten fostering.
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Yep. Nothing but pure awesome.
 
I will say this...I don't MIND cats but I think that single guy with cats is creepy as hell. Just as most single women with cats have a screw loose as well.

It is actually one of my written in stone rules....I wold never date a girl with a cat. I have tried and they always turn out.....INSANE. I have done a poll of girls I know, asked them if they would ever date a guy with a cat......99% said no way, instant weirdo.
 
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