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MonkeyF0cker
I am a human. A fucking animal. I will hunt. I will kill other animals and I will eat them.

It's the fucking food chain.
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I've said this before, but for those that missed it:

Despite having animal-rights-type tendencies, I am a big fan of hunting for food. If the food at the groceries stores was hunted game, I'd probably be eating meat. I am not anti-carnivore, I'm anti animal-husbandry, at least in its current state.
 
MonkeyF0cker
I was raised in Wisconsin. Deer hunting is a rite of passage. I have hunted and I most certainly will again. There is nothing better than venison steak and and sausages.
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I stand corrected Ted.

Ted Nugent.

See what I did there. You are POWNED Ted Nugent.

:foryou: some of these jokes are just for me.

My grandparents were Italian immigrants. Although I've never hunted myself, I've made plenty of home made deer sausage.
 
MonkeyF0cker
Heh. I think Ted Nugent is as much of a nutcase as most animal rights activists. I won't ever be hanging heads on my wall, but I will cook up some tenderloin on the grill.
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Tenderloin from Whole Foods? Free Range no antibiotics?

1. Yes.
2. No.
....A. because Whole Foods is overpriced and inconvenient and I'm kind of lazy.
....B. Because factory farming really doesn't bother me. I'm eating and drinking tons of other poisons every day so what's a few more?

Or as Mr. X just pointed out, you may be talking about something you just shot. But, I'm assuming you don't exclusively hunt for all of your food out there in the Vegas desert.
 
Mrs. X
Tenderloin from Whole Foods? Free Range no antibiotics?

1. Yes.
2. No.
A. because Whole Foods is overpriced and inconvenient and I'm kind of lazy.
B. Because factory farming really doesn't bother me and I'm eating and drinking tons of other poisons every day so what's a few more.
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All of the above really. I'll go there sometimes. Honestly, I cook about 2 meals per month at home. I eat out nearly every meal.
 
Matt Rain
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:rotfl: This is awesome.
 
Bread
Keep in mind I have no point..I just like to ramble...

But I consider myself a huge animal hypocrite in that I will never go to a circus, I would probably go to jail, prison or grave if I ever witnessed someone kicking a cat. No joke. There is a strong possibility that I would kill me and Robyn driving off a cliff to avoid a squirrel in the road. I want to watch The Cove to bawl my eyes out because I think a good cry is healthy from time to time, but I am afraid it will numb my love for all things Asian.

Yet, I can't fucking resist a roast beef sandwich. Hypocrite. God I don't ever want to see the things that had to happen to put that delightful sandwich in my mouth.

I quit meat for a full year back when I was 22 or something like that. But I'm too weak and hypocritical to stand for anything.


But I'm missing the point of this thread. Yes, black people are funny.
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I 'm an animal lover too Bread. I felt awful last week because I hit a frog with the lawnmower. And that's not a sarcastic jab, it's the truth. I understand people against animal cruelty and believing the animals shouldn't live in captivity. But go do something productive like volunteer at the animal shelter instead of protesting the Circus.
 
MonkeyF0cker
I am a human. A fucking animal. I will hunt. I will kill other animals and I will eat them.

It's the fucking food chain.
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This took me back to when I did quit meat for a year. It was unreal. I received so much shit, with a certain venom, it seemed like.

It's like people felt I was slighting them by not eating meat. Life I was effecting their life.

Not saying MF is doing that...but this post took me back almost 20 years. It was weird.
 
durito
I was a fake vegetarian for a year too. By fake, I mean I ate fish, which I presume made me a hypocrite, so I just started eating cows and shit again.
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I eat fish. I do feel a little hypocritical. I try to only buy wild caught. Also in my mind the difference between a fish and a cow or even a fish and a chicken is a pretty large gap. But, then again, that could be my guilt talking. I have a somewhat limited diet, I try to stay away from bread (the food product, not the guy). Wheat in general doesn't really do me any favors, so when you cut that staple out, it makes an already limited diet somewhat crazy making.

I also bought a pair of UGG boots two years ago after much deliberating. They're the best shoes ever. It's time for a new pair, and I'm going to guiltily buy them again. Although I haven't done any research on the company. Who knows maybe they have awesome practices.

I'm also a hypocrite because I eat eggs and sometimes cheese at restaurants. If I put my money where my mouth was, I'd be vegan. I buy free range/local eggs and mostly cheese substitutes, but it's pretty difficult if you eat out at all.

I think in anything if you do the best you can to stay in line with whatever it is you believe, you'll have a calmer, less disjointed life.
 
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