Matty
Calorie Smart Human
- Since
- Jan 26, 2010
- Messages
- 53,307
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- 8,434
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- 50
Blitty god mad skills. 

Robyn we are sexual beings.
Katy Perry's tits.
Why the fukk did I call Robyn to talk about Katy's tits.
Bread I'm sorry.
God, what an idiot.
I hate katy perry...I find her repulsive.
Did Blister get his date home before her curfew?
Was he able to reconnect with his youthful inner child and find the ability to relate to his date?
Did they drop X and have an amazing night together?
Did the waiter/bartender mistakenly assume Blister was taking his daughter out to celebrate her birthday?
Was Blittys date able to cover her half for the drinks?
Was the 21 year old worth Blitty blowing his entire weeks allowance on?
Did all not go well and Blister end up with another passed out puking subway adventure?
Enquiring hooligan minds want to know.