I'm getting laid this weekend

[Teela]

You're only supposed to announce it when you're losing your virginity.... hence the recent threads.

 

[MrX]

You guys are too vanilla to give good sex advice.

As ridiculous as it is for prudes to look upon the sexually adventurous as perverts and sickos, I think it's just as silly for the sexually adventurous to judge the sexual habits of the more conservative masses.

Yes, a lot of those who only practice vanilla sex are repressed, but hey, a lot of the sexually wild ones are that way at least partly because of their own fucked up issues.

I think a lot of people get just as much out of what you'd consider vanilla sex as those with more "interesting" sex lives.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I think MrX needs to GET LAID by a midget dominatrix.

 

[MrX]

That goes without saying.

 

[Tron]

Matty that picture is frickin hilarious

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

BTW, if you've never had sex on ecstasy you haven't had sex. There is nothing better.

 

[MrX]

It's a good drug.

 

[MrX]

I was amazed to find out that a significant number of people don't particularly care for sex on e.

 

[senco78]

agree about the X and sex, goes together like peanut butter and jelly.
might rub yer dick raw trying to catch a nut though.

congrats on the impending loss of innocence Herman.
whats next, you gonna smoke a joint and drink a beer?

 

[senco78]

I was amazed to find out that a significant number of people don't particularly care for sex on e.

preposterous

 

[MrX]

preposterous

Maybe it's BS, I've only heard that from internet people. In person, everyone seems to go at it like bunnies.

 

[Bread]

I would like to have sex on X.

MISTER X.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Bread,

Stop being sexually deviant.


P.S. - Did you vanilla fucks really run off Scholar?

 

[Bread]

We seem to be running off all kinds of characters lately. Not sure what we're doing differently than ever before. Still the same rude bastards.

I don't think RS falls into that category though? I hope not, at least. He did go a little Jello on us though.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Herman,

Put on some death metal, tie her up, slap her in the face as you fuck the shit out of her, stick it in her ass, cut the ties off of her with a chainsaw, and tell her to suck your dick.

You're welcome.

 

[tullamore]

Herman,

Put on some death metal, tie her up, slap her in the face as you fuck the shit out of her, stick it in her ass, cut the ties off of her with a chainsaw, and tell her to suck your dick.

You're welcome.

then repeat

 

[Teela]

We seem to be running off all kinds of characters lately. Not sure what we're doing differently than ever before. Still the same rude bastards.

I don't think RS falls into that category though? I hope not, at least. He did go a little Jello on us though.

It's me, isn't it?

 

[Fu Manchu]

what happened with jello? someone fill me in