I'm getting laid this weekend

[Bread]

Matt...any other board, yes.

Difference here is, we hate ppl for modern day things. Like having bad hair or betting Toronto at +190. Possibly being gay is comparative to possibly being left handed.

Who cares! Right!

Let it go. We have buddy.

 

[Matty]

Muddy can't stand my left-handedness. Ask him.

I don't know how much more of this I can take.

 

[Bread]

Are you done with this thread???

Do you not need this shit?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Matty]

I hope it smells like sex in Herman's room right now. I do.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I bet it smells like lotion.

 

[Bread]

I bet it smells like Sam Bowie.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Who is Sam Bowie? David Bowie's illegitimate retarded nephew?

 

[Bread]

You're a retard for not knowing who Sam Bowie is.

Do a quick goggole and tell me you were kidding.

 

[roguejuror]

what the fuck happened here??????????1111

 

[Badnina]

best thread around is what happened here.

 

[Blitty]

I blame this meltdown on blittay!!!!!!!!!!1

I really don't need this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Matty]

Let's hope it picks up again after the weekend.

 

[roguejuror]

blitty

 

[roguejuror]

did we lose rogie?

 

[Bread]

Scholar says he is still around, but on a limited basis :(

I hope Herman checks in. This thread could've done long lasting damage to his psyche.

 

[MrX]

Dammit, Matty.

Would you please label your inside jokes before the jokes, not after them. This is especially important during these high-volume times.

 

[Matty]

I'm so fired.

Fixed.

 

[Herman]

This whole thread just turned awkward.

I don't really have a dog in the fight, both sides have made good points in this thread. I was full of shit in the past about everything. Making up stories and lies daily. Did I get bored over here and return to my past - create a story about the thing that I knew would spark the most reaction? No one will ever know.

I have realized though that I would never openly discuss the most private and sacred aspects of my life on an open forum. If I were, or weren't having sex, the last thing I would do was return to a high school P.E. type locker room that this site is and start sharing details that were supposed to be kept between me and the significant other I was with, or just make the details up. Loyalty and trust are my two best personality traits, why the hell would I violate who I am just to please a bunch of people I've never met? I wouldn't.

This thread got out of hand very quickly. Let's just end it here, fellas.