If you had to pick one song to be played at your funeral

[Mudcat]

I remain a sucker for the Paul Potts Nessun Dorma thing that happened

 

[Matty]

^^It's like they found the most extreme outlier on the talented/non-famous chart. Guy looks like a hugh ball of insecure garbage, and a split second before he starts singing he morphs into a fucking legend.

Unbelievable.

 

[Mudcat]

I just wish when that female judge said something like, "We have found a little lump of coal and it might just turn into a diamond," he would have stepped up and said, "Who the fuck you calling a lump of coal, skankbreath?"

 

[Matty]

Yeah that was oddly condescending. Cowell quickly took over and shut her up.

I'm allowed to call him a hugh ball of insecure garbage 'cause this is the Internet.

 

[reno cool]

I just wish when that female judge said something like, "We have found a little lump of coal and it might just turn into a diamond," he would have stepped up and said, "Who the fuck you calling a lump of coal, skankbreath?"

where do they find women like that? Is that how she really looks at people, thinks its perfectly ok or even a compliment to say that?

 

[Matty]

To be fair, he looks like shit.

 

[reno cool]

so you think someone who may look not to your liking probably sees himself as a piece of shit? ..or should

 

[Matty]

I'm just saying he looked super insecure. But yeah he seemed a bit fatalist in his pre-interview vid.

 

[Mudcat]

In the clips after the show she was still going on, talking about turning a frog into a Prince. Seems like she has a real low opinion of normal, non-prettified working people who maybe have a few issues and are human.

What a twat.

 

[Matty]

Vast majority of those people do look rough.

Susan Boyle.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Wait

Susan Boyle wasn't good looking?

 

[Matty]

She's still alive you insensitive prick.

 

[Tron]

He totally looked insecure and she is ridiculously hot. What did you guys expect her to say? Something smart?

jajajaja

 

[Mudcat]

Piers Morgan looks like he could be beaten up by a 7 year-old girl.

 

[Bread]

I went to a funeral where the dead guy had requested Stairway to Heaven to be played during the ceremony.

Stairway to Heaven is a long song.

Doug Stanhope had an amazing comedic rant about Susan Boyle. Guy breaks it down.