If I don't shave tomorrow.....

[Archie]

it will be a full 7 days of no shaving. the winter makes me so lazy. I didn't leave the house 3 out of the last 6 days. and two of those days was only to go get fast food and beer. I hate the winter....

can we have some sort of neck beard contest on this site? I love me a good neck beard contest. It might brighten my day. I might leave the house tommorrow to go get a camera to record my neck beard for a contest.


I bet mudcat has some great stories about not shaving for days and days. Scholar prob has some stories about fantasies about boys that don't need to shave for weeks at a time, and maybe the females have some shaving stories they'd like to share.


if you ever consider having a shaving subforum, consider me as a mod for that section.... thanks and god bless

 

[tullamore]

When I was ski bumming in Jackson Hole, I didn't shave the whole winter. I said the hell with it.

 

[topgame85]

solid post archie i don't shave nearly as much during winter maybe once every 5 days or less

 

[roguejuror]

we'll have you in consideration for that position but you'll be competing with jungle man for it

 

[Archie]

fuck me



Jungle man could kick my ass in so many ways its not even worth it.....

 

[Mudcat]

I don't know about a neck beard contest but I have wild hairs growing out of my ears. Not talking about the hairs from inside the ears but out the edges of the ears. Weird wild hairs.

I might be competitive with that.

 

[Archie]

I got some great ear hairs...from the inside and the outide.....


some of my favorite times are laying on the couch or bed and having my gf pluck my ear hairs... its very conflicting because I want to grow them longer and bigger, but she will only let a month or two pass before pinning me down and plucking them. But the fun part, is when she shows each one to me. lots of oooohhhsss and aaaaahhhhhss there. Then we have a competition between my left ear and right ear, to see who has the most monstrous hair. all the hairs get placed on a a left or right side napkin...it kinda smarts, but its fun


I don't know why i'm 31 but have the knees of a 70 year old, ear hairs of a 80 year old, and prostate of a 85 year old

 

[betplom]

Archie, you have enough condoms to last you the entire week if you don't leave the house?

 

[Archie]

god bless the pill

 

[betplom]

god bless the pill

So you still get exercise without leaving home, nice.

 

[Archie]

no i'm a slob

 

[Bread]

Juror - Shaving subforum. Make this happen.

 

[Rubyn]

I have it on very good authority that CougarBait can grow a killer neckbeard. Same with Amby.

 

[Mudcat]

I got some great ear hairs...from the inside and the outide.....

I find that the outer ear hairs are a lot like pubes. At first glance it may just look like a little run-of-the-mill hair growing there, but if you actually grab the end and straighten out all the kinks, they can stretch to surprising lengths.

Head pubes.

 

[Baggio]

I got some great ear hairs...from the inside and the outide.....


some of my favorite times are laying on the couch or bed and having my gf pluck my ear hairs... its very conflicting because I want to grow them longer and bigger, but she will only let a month or two pass before pinning me down and plucking them. But the fun part, is when she shows each one to me. lots of oooohhhsss and aaaaahhhhhss there. Then we have a competition between my left ear and right ear, to see who has the most monstrous hair. all the hairs get placed on a a left or right side napkin...it kinda smarts, but its fun


I don't know why i'm 31 but have the knees of a 70 year old, ear hairs of a 80 year old, and prostate of a 85 year old

Wow.

 

[betplom]

random bump