I think I got chucked by the internet girl..

[Matty]

But seriously blitty, check out the MoMA's site to see what could potentially interest you... it's a big place and they always have a ton of exhibits going on... you're not gonna do them all: http://www.moma.org/explore/exhibitions

If you think that none of that will manage to keep you interested for a couple hours, bail out now and try to replace the museum with some other art-related outing ... I dunno, a show, a blues act in a pub, whatever. There's nothing more miserable than being stuck in a museum that bores you.

 

[Blitty]

awesome

 

[Blitty]

Matty, what if I equip my self with a mini cam, microphone, and a speaker in the ear. Then you can tell me intelligent, artsy (gay) things to say at moma and she will be impressed. ?

 

[Matty]

That photo exhibit is probably a good choice Blitty. Just smile and nod approvingly at one in every 10 pictures. It's a museum anyway so you have to keep quiet.

 

[Blitty]

That photo exhibit is probably a good choice Blitty. Just smile and nod approvingly at one in every 10 pictures. It's a museum anyway so you have to keep quiet.

 

[Matty]

Hang in there Blitty, we're gonna get you laid.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

But seriously blitty...

Are you implying that we weren't being serious, Matty?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Matty, what if I equip my self with a mini cam, microphone, and a speaker in the ear. Then you can tell me intelligent, artsy (gay) things to say at moma and she will be impressed. ?

Just be yourself, bro. That's the best advice I can give you.

You'll do fine.

 

[Matty]

I was trying to freak him out with that chair Monkey.

I actually went to a 100%-chair-only exhibit at some crappy museum in Boston. That was a horrible way to spend 16 bucks.