I think I am going to buy my wife a dildo

[housepicks]

I dont like to get personal andy.

 

[simpleandy]

You bought a black one, didn't you.......

 

[housepicks]

Not even if it came with a vibrating sheep pussy.

 

[RayRay]

Not even if it came with a vibrating sheep pussy.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

This is something that I know A LOT about. What turns you on? What turns her on? I will post suggestions accordingky

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Spelling error sleep pills

 

[FairWarning]

I think living in the 50's turns House on.

 

[housepicks]

I love you FW

 

[housepicks]

Cali what turns on any guy is a wife/gf turned on.

If you have read any of my other thread you'd see we atent getting along right now. I will wait until shes drunk to buzz her with rocket and beat her with dildo.

 

[FairWarning]

I think you two have cabin fever House. Been a brutal winter.

 

[MrMonkey]

I think you two have cabin fever House. Been a brutal winter.

+1 The winter irritates MrsM to no end!

 

[bacon]

ticket out of doghouse confirmed

 

[roguejuror]

How do you use that bacon?

 

[MrMonkey]

LOL to myself! Above has me thinking MrsM said if I can put some thought into getting her something special for Valentine's Day! Could you see if I bought her that? Be like "well WTF do I need you for?" saying again!

I'm hoping I can hang in there to at least 60 until buying that becomes a necessity!

 

[bacon]

Lol Monk!

Dunno Rogie I saw Tosh posted it, funny chit

 

[housepicks]

My dildo has been delayed by bad weather....Even though I paid an extra 14 dollars for 2 day ship.

Not fair.