I think I am going to buy my wife a dildo

[housepicks]

Fuck it.

 

[housepicks]

How much you.got to.spend for a decent dildo these days.

 

[housepicks]

What is a good site for dildo purchasing

 

[RayRay]

eager beaver...

 

[IAG]

dolphin.

 

[Tron]

Buy her a dildo if you want to come off as a clueless dweeb.

Buy her a high quality pocket rocket If you want to get her hot.

:cheersbuddy:

 

[housepicks]

just bought the dildo tron....where the fuck were you 10 minutes ago

 

[FreeFall]

who are you guys

 

[reno cool]

who are you guys

power posters Rogie hired from SP(?). whatever that is

 

[simpleandy]

who are you guys

Who are you?

 

[FairWarning]

Valentine's Day present early, good thinking House.

 

[housepicks]

Guys and gals...should I pick up a pocket rocket too?

 

[housepicks]

Guys i figure wait until she is in bed and drunk...and bust out a nonthreating rocket....if I can get that thing to get used...maybe have the dildo ready to go.

 

[IAG]

Guys i figure wait until she is in bed and drunk...and bust out a nonthreating rocket....if I can get that thing to get used...maybe have the dildo ready to go.

I hate the word "dildo." I hope you got her a vibrator and not a d****. What is your end objective here House?

 

[bacon]

Yeah what's "SP" please elaborate.

Also get her a Bunny and aim to be part of the festivities. This can possibly be patched up (I don't know).

 

[housepicks]

No....i bought a dildo

 

[bacon]

Good to have both around. That way when you're a bottle deep and a wet noodle you can utilize both and show true empathy to her needs.

But hey, to each his own.

 

[simpleandy]

What color you buy?