I met Matty today

[Mudcat]

Are you sure it wasn't his twin?

Hint: Did he seem much cooler than you would expect?

Bloody good point. I hadn't considered that.

He was actually a bit taller than I expected . . .

 

[Archie]

mudcat, what were you wearing?

 

[stevek174]

He is very handsome.

 

[Mudcat]

Why did you go to his work? He setting you up with a job?

Matty hook me up.

He was manning a booth at a job fair not far from me. We had talked about job situations on the forum so I decided to do the pop-in and say howdy.

I got the VIP treatment too. I got a pen and a 1gig USB keychain thingy.

Came away with some swag. :

 

[Mudcat]

mudcat, what were you wearing?

It was a wintery morning so I just wore basic warm clothes under my heavy coat. But I did want to do something special to mark the occasion so I wore my Brazilian hat with the assorted fruit.

 

[roguejuror]

"Promoting Professionalism"

 

[roguejuror]

I bet Muddy was naked under his coat

Firm handshake sir. Not much of a man hugger myself. Plus there was a desk between us.

when we meet i'm hugging you

 

[Mudcat]

when we meet i'm hugging you

You can try but I always carry a table around to prevent that sort of thing.

 

[betplom]

Bloody good point. I hadn't considered that.

He was actually a bit taller than I expected . . .

So he is tall?

This means he tips over easily, you know, from the weight of his kok always pulling him forwards.
(Broads with big tits know what I mean, right Rubyn?)

If you are ever in a fight with him just pull him towards you and he will fall.
Make his kok work against him and to your advantage, its his Achilles heel .

 

[RayRay]

nice looking tie matty...lookin sharp homey

 

[Matty]

"Promoting Professionalism"

Oh my, I hadn't seen that. The fok does that even mean? Spent the whole day flirting with that cute brown girl who was working that real estate booth. She with boyfriend though.

I wanna fok a dark chick. Common.

 

[Blitty]

That will upset fivey even more.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Matty that green tie is killer

If you have a decent build (or just general good girth like Matty) a suit really makes you look studly

But damn they are annoying...but now you got me thinking...maybe I should go buy a new suit, just for no reason except that picture

 

[Teela]

I'm digging the tie, Matty!

 

[Matty]

But damn they are annoying...

Ties or suits? The guys in How I Met Your Mother convinced me to try the top-button-unbuttoned look - you don't have to keep the tie knot so tight around your neck when you do that. Comfy.

(Don't take your fashion advice from me. All my nice clothes have been selected by girls.)

 

[Acid Joe]

Matty posted that on his facebook.... it must be ok to gamelive it then.

 

[Matty]

I'm digging the tie, Matty!

Thanks Tella. It's a big hit with the ladies. : Ima steal a dozen from work - we had them custom-made. Ultra-cheap shit.

 

[Matty]

That will upset fivey even more.

Yeah. Fucking racist homo.