I have a tender spot on my wiener

[RageWizard]

This is what happens when you go anal without the proper lube. If porn has taught us anything it is that spit is the best lube.

 

[RogueScholar]

Rage obviously felt he had something to say that was worth repeating.

 

[Mudcat]

Rage is like Robert Frost with his use of strategic repetition for added emphasis.


The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But Rage has promises to keep,
And miles to go before Rage sleeps
And miles to go before Rage sleeps

 

[RageWizard]

Yes, spit is the best lube.

 

[Mudcat]

Really? Where did you learn that? Porn?

 

[RageWizard]

Trial and error actually. First I started out with Olive Oil, then I moved to KY, but finally one day I was out of anything slick, and I was going at it with such an intense dedication that I accidentally drooled all over some chick's ass. Then it worked so well that I thought that hey this has to be the answer.

 

[Tron]

I feel like I would have to be encouraged by females and/or a forum owner before I would do that.

Anyway, what do you want from me? Ultra-hot pics of me are already in circulation.