I have a tender spot on my wiener

[Mudcat]

Referring to a slight owie of the wang.

It is on the underside of the shaft, more towards the base than the tip. It's like a little kernel under the skin that is just a bit sensitive to pressure. Similar in many ways to a zit (but it's not a zit).

No doubt some people here will want to tell me it is a venereal disease or even a tumor but it's not those. It's just a little thing there which I feel sure will be temporary. Nothing too serious. Like it is not bad enough that it would prevent me from boinking.

Just posting this because I assumed people here would want to know what is going on with my cock.

 

[Jello]

Please keep us updated.

 

[Bread]

These are they types of threads that are going to chase away Lorrie Driver.

 

[PuckOff]

Did you see a doctor? Do you know it's not a tumor for sure?

 

[reno cool]

must be a burn from that fancy jell. That'll teach you to go trying weird shit.

 

[MrMonkey]

These are they types of threads that are going to chase away Lorrie Driver.

Yes, please Lorrie help us. Don't go!

 

[RogueScholar]

Clogged follicle, Muddy. Usually I lance them myself because you actually get a tangible sense of relief once the itch of healing passes. I know some guys get nervous with sharp instruments near their dangly bits, so if you need help, I'd be happy to give you moral support over the phone.

 

[stevek173]

pics or gtfo

no im not gay yet this would take legendary courage to do

 

[RogueScholar]

pics or gtfo

Brilliant, I second this request! We want Mudcat Jr. and we want him now! *drool*

 

[PuckOff]

Clogged follicle, Muddy. Usually I lance them myself because you actually get a tangible sense of relief once the itch of healing passes. I know some guys get nervous with sharp instruments near their dangly bits, so if you need help, I'd be happy to give you moral support over the phone.

yeah sounds like foliculitis.

 

[MrMonkey]

I know some guys get nervous with sharp instruments near their dangly bits, so if you need help, I'd be happy to give you moral support over the phone.

What if the doc says they need to amputate the entire thing? :eek1:

Please No Pics, if so e-mail directly to RS!

 

[RogueScholar]

Then I'd at least give him an appropriate send-off.

 

[MrMonkey]

Then I'd at least give him an appropriate send-off.

Mudcat, don't how you can turn this offer down?

 

[Herman]

Must be a side effect to the burning KY.

 

[MrMonkey]

Must be a side effect to the burning KY.

Herman please! RS has his eye on Mudcat at the moment! I surmise your still welcome to visit RS for a time this summer! Herman, your only young once, take advantage of it now! Old balls ain't attractive!

 

[Swarmy]

too much warming lube?

 

[RogueScholar]

Herman please! RS has his eye on Mudcat at the moment! I surmise your still welcome to visit RS for a time this summer! Herman, your only young once, take advantage of it now! Old balls ain't attractive!

Herman's welcome here anytime, for as long as he wants. The longer David and I are together the more I'm overcome with how many traits of Herman's that I wish he had. Unrequited love is a fucking bitch.

 

[Bread]

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