I have a job interview tomorrow

[fiveteamer]

If you sent her an existential message about the process of thought in French you would be guaranteed a date. From there you are on your own. She is superficial with regards to looks as welll. Which is odd because she has a moustache.

 

[Archie]

matty/fiver

stop high-jacking this thread you snot fokkers

 

[Matty]

Archie ask Fiver to send me the link.

 

[fiveteamer]

I did tell her about you, and that you were a c-head and wanted to go on a d-run to Montreal, so I suggest using a fake name.

Actually don't message her. The thought of it now sickens me.

 

[Matty]

I don't wanna message her, I just wanna see her profile. The thought of a mustache sickens me.

How old is she? Gimmer her age at least.

Good luck Muddy.

 

[Bread]

Muddy it sucks out here. Googlucki!

 

[Mudcat]

On a practical note, if anyone knows any interesting tidbits about Fedex that I could lob into the conversation during the interview and make it sound like I'm really deeply into them, let's hear them.

Didn't 60 Minutes do a feature on them awhile back? I guess I could probably look that up on the internet.

 

[Matty]

Tell them you're a big Tom Hanks fan.

 

[Teela]

They did a lovely job of delivering a package to me today. It was raining, so they put the box in a plastic bag. It was very thoughtful. I think you should include that in your interview.

 

[Bread]

Tell them that when one is shipping a picture of their balls via Fedex, they should allow the declared value to reflect the personal value, as opposed to the actual worth of the picture.

I mean, common. It's my balls we're talking about here.

 

[Archie]

oh yeah for sure...

Muddy include the sentimental human element.......

muddy I also recommend you watch all the king of queens episodes you can...before now and the interview

 

[fiveteamer]

sorry for the hijack

muddy go get'em

 

[Matty]

I'll find her either way. I am not a reasonable man.

 

[fiveteamer]

To do what? What is your motive?

 

[Matty]

To do what? What is your motive?

SEE HER PROFILE YOU STUPID PARANOID, DISTRUSTING FOK.

I just found her btw. I can prove it. Her username starts with z.

I'm satisfied.

 

[fiveteamer]

Well if you msg her let me know how it goes. Just do not mention me please.

 

[Saulty]

I would not wear anything brown for the interview if I was you Mudcat.

 

[Matty]

Well if you msg her let me know how it goes. Just do not mention me please.

I. will. not. message. her.

Not my type. Looks too miss-goodie-two-shoes. Does look pretentious as fok. Body seems nice.

Good job Fiver.

Good luck Muddy.